aam faluda

my uber driver is watching shinchan😭😭

Upon landing in Gurgaon , had the opportunity to meet my boyfriend over dinner followed by a visit to the Dhan mill. We exchanged perspectives on a wide range of subjects. Looking forward to our FaceTime, where we will continue our conversation.

twisha’s mil is character assassinating her because she was a model, nothing new for indian MIL beta chahe cigarette ganja piye roj but bahu k chote kapdo se problem hai.

@hardikjaimini not you, someone else😭

@aamnom_nom Tu bhi bhejjj

oomf needs to be chill w instants, back to back every one hour🫪

@hardikjaimini na kare janab, na kare

Bhai kal daalchini bhenchod mere 150 rs nigal gaya!

@kaleshibibi first round of interview and i have already planned what i’ll buy w the salary khikhikhi

first day of office and my list of what I'll buy with my do kaudi ki salary has exceeded my pay

my favourite genre is salman khan dancing on item songs

car lovers are going wild feed-the.cat

scubaaa karnaa he. soo beautiful it is

@9oturdawg sukoon toh upar jaakar hi milega ab!

Lagta hai ab bus sukoon pahaado mein he jaake mille ga

i can confirm that books made me kinder, stranger, braver, and more difficult to diminish simultaneously. best investment I ever made.

Ah to have a home cluttered with books 💕🥰

@DrHomeostatic Sabkuch hatakar books se fill kardo

I know y'all have better ideas than me.... What should I put in these two empty shelves?

alphonso

@9oturdawg @SUBWAY chilli bean patty sub ftw

Things will come and go, but @SUBWAY is the real one y’all

@Ishibishiii minusssssss

@beingggstupid she had a good time🫪 bechara dost tho

@aamnom_nom She was embarrassing af bhai 😭😭😭

girl you are embarrassing us, idk how to defend you🫪

@wh0sumit copying this🫪

just received this email today 😭