Aaron D Dyer

@hicasamadim 72

bunu çözersen, IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. çözebilir misin?

@Darth_Martys Respect

Sorry ladies, only guys would understand 😂🤣😇

@CCoderDyne @OscarVReuenthal If being "boyish" keeps her from getting a boyfriend, I have a suggestion...

@aaronddyer @OscarVReuenthal Traditionally there probably was. Men had short hair, women grew theirs out. Maybe a little of that still persists, but I would guess it's not nearly the stigma it would have been.

OK, yes, I realize this is thirst-trap Twitter, but: With all these high-secks-drive girls in Japan, how the hell is there a birthrate problem?

@CCoderDyne @OscarVReuenthal In Japan is there any bias against women with short hair?

@OscarVReuenthal @aaronddyer We had this discussion a couple weeks back, but in Japan "boyish" seems to be a synonym for "has short hair".

@eatinerni Give me first two weeks of June.

Would you eat this loaded nacho cheese Philly Cheesesteak? 🤤🔥

@OscarVReuenthal @CCoderDyne Not very boyish to me.

@CCoderDyne This is a very good question.

@BarbMorgenroth @LarryTaunton Oh, but Jesus was Muslim, donchaknow?

@LarryTaunton There is no "Ten Commandments" in islam, nothing similar.

Nowhere in the Quran does it say, “Muslims love thy Christian neighbor.” And therein lies the problem.

@RantyAmyCurtis Enjoy kittenhood!

This morning's cardio: wrangling a kitten so I can get a weight on him. Wheee!

@hering_david Sharks with lasers on their heads!

Why does Sting look like the head of a planetary council in a science fiction film

“People in this country aren’t ready to give up on democracy. They think it’s broken and corrupted, but they’re not ready to give up. And so if we tell them that it’s at risk, people will actually show up. And that’s exactly what has happened over the last year and a half. I think we have to level with people about what the stakes are. I mean, make no mistake, he he’s building that ballroom because he doesn’t think he’s going anywhere. You know, even if he may not run for another term, he thinks his family is going to still be in charge.” -- Chris Murphy Hard to conceive that he believes this fantasy.

@mattxiv Real ones our fake ones?

i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward

@Avabelly__ Blackie

Everybody keeps saying “Snow”… but I feel like I deserve something a little more unique 🤍 What name would you give this sweet white kitty?

@frasesxmas_ Chaplin

Necesito un nombre para este gato 😺

@1goodtern Come visit us in Dallas. Ain't happening here.

Anyone who says "summers have always been like this" is lying. Night time averages are up. Day time averages are up. Highest temperatures are up. Lowest temperatures are up. Heatwaves are higher and cover more area. The deniers are liars.

@BreannaMorello "Nonbinary" is a human category.

🚨CRINGE🚨 James Talarico admits referring to God as “non-binary” is “cringey,” but blames Ken Paxton for sharing the video. “There are some statements that I’ve made that I certainly regret. There are statements I’ve made where I’ve missed the mark. I’ll be the first to admit that,” says Talarico.

@greg_price11 Right off the bat, I could say Willis Reed and Walt Frazier. Maybe Phil Jackson?

Reporter: "What do you say to President Trump saying he's a lifelong Knicks fan?" Hochul: “I’d ask him to name the starting lineup of the 1993 Championship team and see how he does." The last time the Knicks won a championship was 1973.

@KyleKulinski By which you mean you are in fact kidding because you have no idea.

I genuinely fear that when Talarico is leading Paxton on election night governor hot wheels will send in the national guard to seize the ballots and I'm not even kidding.

@BookstoreThor Remember...always pillage BEFORE you burn.

Priorities

@BreannaMorello He is fully captured.

It’s actually hard to believe this is a real tweet.

@Jellenne @janninereid1 Well that was kinda my point...

@aaronddyer @janninereid1 Hasn't the last few years been evidence?

Even if you don't live in California, I want to know your HONEST opinion. What do y'all think about Spencer Pratt? Honestly. Is he Mayor material? Will he REALLY fix L.A.? Is he the real deal? 🧐🧐🧐 Do you like/trust him? YES or NO?❓❓