Aaron esparza

Them hands would be fire in a pottery class shit

@trvisXX bro chill I still haven’t even got my mc Donald’s merch and you’re already on to PlayStation

Highlight of the Super Bowl.

@JLo show more cheeks #nfl #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIV #SuperBowl2020

Trump has been impeached. The front-runners for the NFL MVP are a black quarterback and a white running back. The Warriors are the worst team in the NBA. What a time to be alive.

FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

I hate when I eat a pepperoni pizza @hotpockets and there’s no pepperoni in it I always just eat deeper and deeper and get more disappointed with every bite

Ellie’s Lowley the biggest whore in the house

If we ain’t spoke in a minute know it’s still all love ❤️

I just nicked myself while shaving my balls it hurts so bad

@_am808 So fire

@G_Eazy I need some new music for the summer trying to help ?

I was just fucking wth Ellie using a glass door ... 5 minutes later I walked into that same glass door...

I’m sorry if these encounters seem redundant... but they’re all true & this just happened. Sitting at gate, guy recognizes me, walks over & says hello. Guy next to me: “you’re Tony Hawk?” Me: yes Him: “I have seen any recent pictures of you. You’ve gotten older.” Me: it happens

Guy approaches me while standing in line at coffee shop in Cancún. Him: my friend says you are a famous person. Is that true? Me: that depends on your definition of fame Him: will you show up on Google if I search your name? Me: yes Him (typing into phone): you are Tony Stark?

At rental car agency, can’t find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside & wait in line. Finally get to the front, agent sees me & says “you really are Tony Hawk” Me: um, yes. I was looking for my name outside on the list Him: “I deleted it because I thought it was fake”

How have they not made adult size capri sun yet?

Miguel loves boobies

If anyone could tell me how I got from Portsmouth to Dover last night that’d be huge

Has anyone else never seen a pregnant Asian? Like you only see them with a bunch of babies never actually pregnant