Aaron H

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Aaron H

Aaron H

@aaronh

You know, for kids.

San Jose, CA Katılım Ocak 2007
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
Case in point, we lost power in the latest storm and now all the clocks are shitty.
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
Nothing like your partner breaking their foot and being immobilized to illuminate how many little things they take care of around the house to keep this ship righted.
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Taste of Cinema
Taste of Cinema@davidcinema·
What is the best character introduction you've ever seen in a movie?
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Aaron H
Aaron H@aaronh·
“Why don’t more people support local theater?” I can go literally anywhere else and not be subjected to these outdated policies. So I do.
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Aaron H
Aaron H@aaronh·
@Edubya I need to get on that BirdWatch thing so I can add some context to the misinformation at the end of this tweet.
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
Apparently, the minute I leave the house, the cat starts wandering from room to room and yelling at everyone. They love it.
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devonair
devonair@devonair·
What’s up with the @hulu app on AppleTV randomly pausing 5 min into an episode? Doesn’t matter what show, and happens on multiple devices. @hulu_support
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
The noise canceling on the AirPods Max is so good that @aaronh didn’t notice when I accidentally hit my head and almost knocked myself out.
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Aaron H
Aaron H@aaronh·
@Edubya I feel older than 0, but I’ll take it!
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
Your internet age is your real age multiplied by the number of Target influencer accounts you follow on Instagram.
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
Another way you can tell is that I just texted him that I “almost don’t throw salt in your eye’d a tri tip right onto the ground” and he knew exactly what I was talking about.
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There are two ways you can tell that @aaronh has been married to me for 15 years. 1. A calendar 2. He just fired up a documentary about Sasquatch murders and it was all his idea.

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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
In my continuing adventure of wanting to play with dogs but not own dogs, I have my first meeting to volunteer as a “dog socializer” at the local shelter scheduled. I’m going to end up with a dog, aren’t I?
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Aaron H
Aaron H@aaronh·
@Edubya Did you try turning it off and back on again?
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
My phone stopped syncing activity with my Apple Watch on Monday. What gives?
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
Somewhere on a far away Gummy Bear Island, plans are being drawn for a memorial commemorating all the very many gummy bears I demolished today.
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Aaron H
Aaron H@aaronh·
That’s a clinical diagnosis that I don’t feel I’m qualified to make.
Emily Hurley@Edubya

I just asked @aaronh if he thought the cat and I are codependent and I’ve never seen him blink more slowly.

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Aaron H
Aaron H@aaronh·
@Edubya Looks like it’s going to involve a lot more hiding sharp objects than I’d anticipated.
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
I brushed our cat and then made a yucky little mouse with her fur. How is your day?
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
How it started… How it’s going Third pic for reference. @aaronh had a busy weekend.
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zoe
zoe@zoe·
@Edubya Shoot to kill.
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Emily Hurley
Emily Hurley@Edubya·
Him: hiccup hiccup hiccup hiccup hiccup hiccup hiccup Me:
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Aaron H
Aaron H@aaronh·
@caroljsroth “She’s Having a Baby” is his masterpiece.
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Carol Roth
Carol Roth@caroljsroth·
What’s the best John Hughes movie?
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