Dr. Aaron, PhD

Ah yes I love rising new pop star Kate Bush

5 years ago today, Geese released their album ‘Getting Killed’.

Now why would I celebrate that

@wonderhall At least for the rest of the season anyways + I couldn’t change it without making her at least fit the theme lol

@aaronposting KATE BUSH ICON GOT DETHRONED BY MEL???? HELL YEAH MAN

It’s gotta feel so embarrassing to get in an argument with someone wearing the same outfit as you

Sources confirm Fiona Apple

@CapnNath Jarvish Cocker

Ever since this 30 Rock joke 15 years ago I have been trying to come up with a celebrity-impersonator name as good as Edward James Almost. The closest I have come so far is Mary Elizabeth Instead

I love an album that tells a story

@NoahPasternak I’d put them on my own personal Mount Rushmore of American rock bands along with The Beach Boys, The Velvet Underground and Big Star. Their stuff is very worth exploring

Should I get into REM. Seems like a thing I would already be into

@NoahPasternak It’s so funny in hindsight that my dad passed on seeing them on the Steel Wheels tour because he thought they were too old at the time when that’s in the first half of their career at this point

I've said this before but it's really funny to me that people started making these jokes when Mick Jagger was, like, 37

Jimmy Fallon stop tweeting me peace and love. RINGO***

We did this to a major, sophisticated city of ten million good and decent people and our leaders can’t articulate a coherent reason why

@MorganaLeBae @facetedcarapace I love this show but its fandom on here has never made me more acutely aware how many people are either on their phones half the time while watching a show and/or need every bit of context spoon fed to them

@facetedcarapace Genuinely The Pitt fans are embarrassingly stupid. Which is odd given it’s a pretty decent show.

I see we are no longer teaching anatomy in high school science classes

@facetedcarapace There’s a real possibility I’d be dead by now had I not done this 5 years ago. Sure, one can say it’s just trading one crutch for another but with this one I’m not falling down stairs or destroying my organs anymore

harm reduction is harm reduction. I have like 10 friends who would be in liver failure right now if they hadn't switched from alcoholism to being complete potheads.

Much love to the people of Iran, and hope that one day they’ll be forever safe from American imperialism

There’s such a deeply evil rot at the heart of our country and I’m embarrassed and sorry for how much we make that the rest of the world’s problem

@lisa_dreher97 She really should be allowed to **** **** with impunity

If you ever see me scroll past this video call the ambulance because something is wrong with me

I like the timeline of the whole “Paul is Dead” theory because it implies that they managed to replace Paul McCartney with someone who not only looked and sounded exactly like him but was also somehow an even better songwriter and musician

Since everyone is here: fuck ICE free Palestine go Orioles

Alysa Liu has dealt a decisive critical blow to “you’ll never get anywhere in life with a piercing like that” parents everywhere

When I can’t quite place who made that one New Order song