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@CapnNath

poker's Cap'nJackpot. "Be a flaneur once more." Renaissance man, but most of what I talk about on here is poker, or sometimes something I've written or created.

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Roy Donk Bet@CapnNath·
I guess I should let everyone know that the website is officially up. It's still in the development phase, but I'm blogging and also linking the vlog there, and the podcast may be premiering in the next few weeks. captainnath.com
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Matt Tardio@angertab·
You are a retard if you blame this war on anyone but Iran.
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Isi Breen@isaiah_bb·
I think it would be a really great reality tv show to take a couple dozen boomers, ideally recently retired, and give them entry level white-collar jobs in high cost of living cities and basically just saying "Go try to live."
Vicki Campbell🇨🇦@merry123459

You also don’t walk out of college or university expecting to buy a new 4 bedroom house, two cars, boats, skidoos, etc. The reason you struggle is because you aren’t willing to wait and make do like we did. Your entitlement is causing you to struggle.

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@merry123459 You grew up at a time when college was $8 a semester and you could buy a house after working three years at the Ford plant. Then you dismantled society so no one else could do that and your lot could hoard everything.
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Vicki Campbell🇨🇦@merry123459·
You also don’t walk out of college or university expecting to buy a new 4 bedroom house, two cars, boats, skidoos, etc. The reason you struggle is because you aren’t willing to wait and make do like we did. Your entitlement is causing you to struggle.
Bitcoin Teddy@Bitcoin_Teddy

Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.” No, you didn’t. You didn’t pay $3200 for rent and $10 for eggs. You didn’t graduate into $50K student debt and $0 job security. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.

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@germus This one popped into my head earlier but I forgot to write it down, and I really wanted to because it made me think "I wonder if Tina Fey got the idea to brainstorm this joke because she came across a Tina Fey impersonator called Tina Fake"
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Roy Donk Bet@CapnNath·
Ever since this 30 Rock joke 15 years ago I have been trying to come up with a celebrity-impersonator name as good as Edward James Almost. The closest I have come so far is Mary Elizabeth Instead
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@DrWallkick @SweatieAngle "Every man's dream is to find a 15-year-old who doesn't know any better and groom her so she can't even conceive of having a life that doesn't revolve around you" - jesus I guess if you're a fucking loser incapable of attracting an actual woman
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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngle·
Others have noted the obvious, so I’ll just add- a hallmark of trashy romance heroines is lack of distinct personality traits beyond bland pleasantness to make reader self-insert easier. lol imagine a woman saying ‘every gal’s dream is dating a featureless hentai protagonist guy’
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1

Every man’s dream is to find a beautiful mid that looks at you like this. Not an IG model, not some influencer who “heals through Miami,” but a girl who’s just effortlessly mid… in the most comforting way possible like this barista. She laughs at your jokes, cares if you ate, and looks at you like you’re doing something special. If you find that… keep her. That’s peace

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Chad Dude@Pranav_Kale·
@SweatieAngle Shut up and sit quietly in the corner Your opinion is not required
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Roy Donk Bet@CapnNath·
I was much more successful with Red Hot Chili Peppers cover bands named after their albums. Fakey Styley The Uplift Mofaux Party Plan Mother's Mock Blood Sugar Sex Mimik One Not Minute Califauxnication Insteadium Arcadium
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@pmarca Why should I take a book recommendation from a guy who says "introspection is a new thing" as though Socrates and Marcus Aurelius didn't exist?
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Roy Donk Bet@CapnNath·
@pmarca Did your bullet skull prevent the part of your brain possessing basic humanity from growing
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Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸
It is 100% true that great men and women of the past were not sitting around moaning about their feelings. I regret nothing.
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Roy Donk Bet@CapnNath·
On the one hand, Matt's preferred strategy of "abandon minorities" is the cause of Labour collapsing under Keir Starmer, so we know it's actually bad politics. On the other hand, it's also morally reprehensible. But then, Matt Yglesias is a white supremacist.
Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias

Today in the New York Times with the help of state of the art political science, I tackle the question “who should Democrats throw under the bus to win?” They did a large experiment to show which policy moderations move the most voters. nytimes.com/2026/03/16/opi…

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wolfgang fuckface@mustachetoilet·
Lol this is literally Regina Hall on stage last night with the rest of the cast and crew
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Roy Donk Bet@CapnNath·
@RenaySaysHey The way you need to make shit up about people you don't know at all in order to justify your preexisting opinion is very telling
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