Aaron Sagers

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s "mic drop" moment today? This right here. 👀 "Simply put, while others in our industry are consolidating just to compete, are struggling to be relevant in a fragmented and disrupted world, Disney’s in a category of one, poised to accelerate into our next era of innovation and growth."

A perfect episode.

Actor, Brad Dourif is 76 today. He was nominated for an Oscar, and won a Golden Globe and a BAFTA Award for his supporting role as Billy Bibbit in the film One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. - Mike

Loving the suit (and the cloth mask) and super pleased to see Bernthal’s Punisher alongside Spidey. Not a huge fan of organic webs, but this looks great.

Happy St. Patrick's Day….always remember the Mobile, Alabama leprechaun 🤣

This reporter refused to be shushed: Yesterday Mariam Khan (@MKhan47) was the TV pool representative aboard Air Force One, meaning she was there on behalf of all the major networks. Khan brought up the fact that "your PAC put out a fundraising email" using photos taken at a dignified transfer of US service members killed in Kuwait. She asked: "Do you think that's an appropriate email to send?" Trump said yes, and that he didn't see the email, then defended himself, then asked, "Who are you with?" Trump genuinely didn't recognize Khan — it was actually her first time aboard Air Force One with him. (She reported from Capitol Hill for ten years and recently switched beats to cover the State Department, Pentagon and foreign affairs.) When she answered Trump's question and said ABC, he said, "I don't want any more from ABC," and looked around the plane for other questioners. But Khan was undeterred. She tried asking about the deaths of US service members. He didn't respond. She later said, "Can you explain why we’re sending 5,000 marines and sailors?" and he replied with the shush, adding, "You're a very obnoxious person." Khan kept trying — recognizing, again, that she was there on behalf of CNN, Fox and other networks. She asked about the Pentagon investigation into the missile strike at the school in Minab, Iran. He said, "We don't know." She asked about the deaths of service members again. He ignored her. Khan was exemplary. She was, as one ABC colleague said, "steady as can be." She was respectful and persistent. She refused to be shushed.

Get your (dog) shit together, NYC! (And in a poop bag.) People have just stopped picking up crap since the winter storms. thecity.nyc/2026/03/16/dog…

So curious about that moment of awkwardness during the commercial break during the #Oscars. Something happened, and Conan looked taken aback.

Jimmy Kimmel takes a dig at CBS at the #Oscars: “As you know, there are some countries whose leaders don’t support free speech. Let’s just leave it at North Korea and CBS.” (via ABC/AMPAS)

This has been a really lovely looking show so far, but the #KpopDemonHunters are owning it. #Oscars

Congratulations to Vigo the Carpathian for taking home an Oscar!

With a win for Best Animated Film for #KPopDemonHunters at the #Oscars director Maggie Kang and producer Michelle Wong become the first individuals of South Korean descent to win this award.

Jack O’Connell wearing prosthetic fangs on the #Oscars red carpet 😭

Love that we’re off to a strong start for Horror at the #oscars

I needed almost no makeup to play Aunt Gladys. #OSCARS

Supporting culture also supports communities. And those who attend the movies will likely not only show up to watch, but buy snacks and put money into the neighborhoods. This strikes me as a good initiative.

There were so many cool things in Back to the Future 2 that I thought we'd have by now and all we got is Biff

Beware the Tide of March. Which is basically when you have stretched out your clothes and that final pair of clean undies, only to realize you don’t have enough detergent on Laundry Day. #Fact