
I dont understand how hard it is to remember not to put a bun on a burger. #gluttenfreeproblems
Alex Bates
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29. awarded “Best dad” -my dog. all opinions expressed are solely mine

I dont understand how hard it is to remember not to put a bun on a burger. #gluttenfreeproblems


BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

Trump when questioned on Joe Kent: “I’m not a fan of the guy... his wife was killed. He remarried fairly quickly”

Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents. wapo.st/4rdkbuF

Llamas: “Scott Bessent is the head of the IRS. Pam Bondi is the head of the DOJ. They're going to defend the IRS against you…Are you going to tell them to pay you? You're the boss.” Trump: “What I would do, tell them to pay me, but I'll give 100% of the money to charity. I don't want any of the money.”




Trump: "Coal doesn't mind very cold weather, right? You're not allowed to say the word 'coal' with preceding by saying 'clean, beautiful coal.' It's not affected by bad weather. The windmills are are frozen. You know that, right? They don't turn. The windmills aren't turning."

🚨UNHINGED: Trump again repeats his bullshit claim about rigged elections. “We won twice. We gotta do it a 3rd time. Should we do it a 4th time?” That’s not a joke. That’s a wannabe dictator floating permanent power, repeating it again and again, hoping his cheering cult will help him rewrite history.

Do you know that ICE agents aren’t robots? They are HUMANS. Humans who are men and women doing a job that can be a very scary job. A job that has and always will be necessary. When they are put in a terribly scary position and they are already on edge TERRIBLE things happen that didn’t need to. NO ONE should be happy when terrible things happen. It’s sad. Life doesn’t happen in a slow motion video frame by frame to judge what SHOULD have happened. It happens quick. Kick the bees nest and the bees come. I’m greatly sad about all of this.


At 9:05 AM CT, as DHS law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault, an individual approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here. The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. More details on the armed struggle are forthcoming. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. Medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene. The suspect also had 2 magazines and no ID—this looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement. About 200 rioters arrived at the scene and began to obstruct and assault law enforcement on the scene, crowd control measures were deployed for the safety of the public and law enforcement. This situation is evolving, and more information is forthcoming.




There was a time when clear physical and cognitive decline in a sitting U.S. President would trigger nonstop news headlines.

Wanna know one of the best things about Mr. Rogers growing up? I never knew anything about his political opinions. He just entertained kids. That's it.