abbi

lil uzi and i are the same height

need a very beautiful and very blurry candid to be taken of me at a party soon. ideally one which captures my joyful and loving nature while obscuring my kind of weird face

the only time i hate to see a bad bitch is at the thrift store

I know a hot dog hate to see me coming

If I’m high don’t put no dude named Kevin around me

you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

@smartnicegirl i would have bought one i’m afraid

got a 9-5 job and a hot boyfriend and suddenly life is worth living again

@whoisdavvd pov us: 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍‍♂️🍿🥤🧃🕷️🕸️🎥😮💯💅🏼

Spider-Mondays!

Happy Easter everyone

she gnarls on my barkley til I

my vibe at 16

looking for a new coping mechanism watching twilight over and over again isn’t working anymore

when they said wait, what? I really felt that

me and a diet coke against the world

this might be the funniest text i’ve ever recieved

by 25, a woman will know her favorite lip color, what her drink order is at the bar, and her romantic preferences. however, she will still be thinking about whether she should go to grad school

i miss when sunburn released life was crazy