its me!

They get paid generational wealth weekly to play for 90 minutes once or twice a week, some people have to go to a 9-5 everyday for breadcrumbs. Athletes have no idea how easy life is for them.

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

motherfucker the cities are called “Los Angeles” and “San Francisco”

"Women have very little idea of how much men hate them." -Germaine Greer

I love watching my uber driver run a red light. Fuck it we're young

getting trivia wrong makes me want to hurt myself

insane clutch control

Two beautiful emails stand before me, but only one can get a reply before lunch

Eating at The

If Chappell Roan sees her shadow today we get 6 more weeks of Pride.

I have never met a man in my life come even close to the thoughtfulness of a woman

WHEN I CALL FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE I WANT TO TALK TO A REPRESENTATIVE NOT A ROBOT

Me at a brewery

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

Where was she when I was 14.