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Anyone file a claim for the Bumble settlement? Cuzzzz mine just hit and BAYBEEEE!

This retrograde was GHETTO but we made it! A bitch made it. And got some clarity!

Got to hold a baby baby for the first time in… idk YEARS. First of all, I still got it. Second I love babies so much 😭.

@officialdoechii Gotye & Kimbra 🥹

Im thinking about bringing a guest to DOECHII-PALOOZA … who should it be 👀

@ServinAirBody Let’s hear more about this

I just cussed Coopers Hawk in Orland out so bad, Tia Kemp would be proud.

Deep in heartbreak and catching angel numbers left and right and idc if that’s basic I’m holding onto anything rn

Ready for The Internet to drop their album so I can languish in this heartbreak like a PROPER LESBIAN

Emotionally I’m here

Happy Anniversary to RENAISSANCE!

@michaelrxs Affirmations written on my bathroom mirror!

Right here Right now Iced up Bite down Baby, lock in Right now I want it right here Right now Cuddled up On the couch Motorboat Baby, spin around Slow-mo Coming out my blouse I want it right here Right now

Some shit… hath shifted. Lemme not breathe so I don’t disturb it cuz it’s GOOD shit

@michaelrxs Fucked up by boomers, turned helicopter parents who don’t let their kids experience failure, their kids then turn out to be jaded and wildly have a boomer ass mentality.

The replies make it clear the Gen Z kids are not gonna make it. Why did Gen X turn out to be such flop parents?

I think I want to get back to training & development. I still have people tell me things I did during their training impacted their actual life?!

Any time I need new dish-ware I reach out to my friend who is a potter and I didn’t realize I was living my own dream already.

@AMM0719 LIL BARACK OBAMA IS SO LOVED

You know what? Shout out to @ServinAirBody and Lex for seeing Bre at a mutual friend’s party and being like “do we need to fight this bitch?!” Cuz honestly I need MORE energy like that.

Yt lady had to get in Canva and 20 minutes later is like “omg you make this look so easy?!” A) what, like it’s hard?? Fetuses use Canva B) my degree is in design, hoe! You really think I do nothing and get paid for it huh. It’s like… unfathomable that I do my job well.

For the first time in my entire life I have free rein at my job. They trust me to do my job, I do it, and go above and beyond. So much so that I work remote occasionally. The white woman and the Mexican woman at my job IM.PLODED because of it.

Watching M.Markle cook with Alice Waters and have the GALL to crack her eggs on the side of her bowl?! TUH!!!!

@ServinAirBody So I’m not alone?! Haha

Every time I fuck I wanna tweet about it. What is… what is wrong with me LMAO