Abby Needs to Finish Her Book

Nothing says turning 30 like using both retinol AND acne medicine in your night routine.

@alishamcguire I redownloaded twitter just to respond to this tweet. Me. It’s me. I am obsessed with these movies and the books they’re based off of. They’re so freaking good.

Who tf is watching these movies enough to warrant a third? I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to anyone who’s watched it

@alishamcguire ❗️❗️❗️ excuse me WHAT

I will be the mother of a four year old tomorrow. What the fuck

@TomNigl Love you!!

@abbywritesstuff Everything you're feeling all at once is so valid. Whatever comforts spring to mind right now, just indulge and give yourself even more grace. Sending you all the love!! ❤️❤️❤️

The cross over of timelessness, delirium, and anxiety between the annual week of Christmas to New Years and the final 2 weeks of my pregnancy occurring simultaneously feels particularly cruel. Send help.

@Kateness8 New baby name for the list @ToomeyPhil

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella

@mrpxssy Plymouth Rock. New Englanders know.

no fuck this i want to know the worst or most disappointing historical site/tourist attraction/etc you've ever visited

Being 37 weeks pregnant is google searching “corn chowder near me” at 9am on a Tuesday.

I never thought I’d say this in my entire effing life. But I think.. I have too many baskets.

No one ever tells you how much you’re going to burp when you’re pregnant. It’s constant. It’s consistent. It’s never ending. I would win any burping competition with a preteen in a school cafeteria—not even a challenge.

Craving spicy sausage pasta dishes while 8+ months pregnant when I have horrific acid reflux is really unfair. And dangerous. And I still ate it.

It’s officially “my tea gets cold too fast” season, which means it’s time to break out the thermos to use at my desk.

i hold extremist political views such as "people should have their basic needs met" and "war crimes are bad" and "we should not accelerate the apocalypse for the profits of a few oil companies"

😂😂😂 #amwriting #amquerying

Have any of you seen that show designated survivor? Thinking about watching it for a bit of a mood booster. No reason.

This tweet did not age well #LoveIsBlind7

Maybe if Boomers and elder Gen X had focused on voting for policies that benefitted their children rather than themselves, they could have had grandchildren. They pulled up the ladder behind them and expected us to keep climbing.

the fact that this will be a close election will never not be jarring to me

I ate some leftover sausage pasta dish before 11am and coffee health bar ice cream before 1pm. Am I doing Election Day right?

Kamala Harris will be the first president in history with experience in all three branches of government—judicial, legislative, and executive. So to say this woman is "not qualified" or experienced to be president is solely based on racism and misogyny.