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@Kateness8

I’m doing amazing, sweetie • she/her • as seen on buzzfeed that one time • Reese’s Goblin • wishlist: https://t.co/mY0eO30hy5

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A kazoo implies there’s also a kaquarium
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Anxiety is the spice of life
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Gratitude on this birthday for my family and friends and colleagues… and everyone who has shared this brilliant year with me. XLP
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@masonmennenga Not trying to pick on you, but it feels like one of the awkward leftovers from growing up evangelical is the occasional backhanded ally statement. Like would you ever say “if you think your dog is smart, <some group> can certainly be smart”?
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Mason Mennenga
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if you can learn the gospel from animated vegetables you can learn the gospel from a woman preaching
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@Staceballs I love these two dorks and I highly recommend them lol
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Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid
Look there is a lot to criticize about that film, like why was Juno carrying an ice axe in a cave that def wouldn’t have ice? Why was she wearing shorts and a tank top for spelunking? Caves are cold. But I’m a hard disagree on this particular grievance. Lobster too buttery, etc
Blaire🏳️‍⚧️@transyapper7781

The descent is crazy because for the first hour, when they are just lost in the cave. it’s basically the scariest movie of all time, but as soon as they introduce those cave monsters the horror is immediately sucked out of it

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@Staceballs Also why they all didn’t just kill her when she revealed “oh I left the map in the car and no one knows where we are”
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@Cactuscali1991 That’s adorable and so cool that he knows her well enough to do something like that
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@muddaub At first glance I thought that lady had a really deep back V shirt
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your cousin Vinny
your cousin Vinny@muddaub·
let’s see how long that stays up
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@SephInPhilly I’m impressed you’ve got a system. Mine boils down to “these hurt, these are too floppy, these suck, ehhh, ok these two are good” lol I just kinda go by vibes
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Ok Kate
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I’m curious, how many bras do you own and how many do you actually wear I’ve got like 11 bras but I only wear two
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@Kateness8 Own 6 and rotate between 2. I have 2 sports bras and 2 strapless. My bra game is boring.
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Lot more of us going around without bras than I thought lol
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@HuntyWiz Wow what’s it like to be a functional person? Lol
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You’ve got to know when to hold me Know when to fold me Know when to give me food And know when to run
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Missy Martinez
Missy Martinez@MissyXMartinez·
One must imagine Sisyphus jerking it
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@TheGhostOfJohnM Hey girl are you a bridge because I’d like to crash into that abutment
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SIC SEMPER MARK ASS BUSTERS
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The only time you hear about bridge abutments is when someone is crashing into them. You never hear about all the good they do.
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I’m guessing my vagina has a southern accent because she’s down south
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