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The elephant in the room knows you're gossiping about them.

Yes, it is okay to embarrass yourself for human connection but it is not ok to repeatedly embarrass yourself for the same human's connection

does anyone have any fruit salad i can borrow

Your official guide for bees this summer

Every vape smells like a robot trying to recreate fruit from memory.

well well well

@orlacsm Hg doesn't know that some people are visually impaired

"what have you got on draught?" what have you got in your eyes that prevents you from reading you fat meff

I'd write a profound tweet but I don't wanna

It's nice that they put a little carrot on top of carrot cake. Just in case you forget what's in there

this was the first step of my ego death 🤣

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@CYP13706559 @Michaeldudufudu I have literally near heard of, or witnessed this in my entire life btw

@Michaeldudufudu More precisely, taller than other women's men to make her ""friends"" jealous

Women don't want a man that's taller than them they want a man that's taller than other men

gateway drug. before you know it you'll be smoking pipe dreams and shooting up shoulda woulda coulda

oh yay i remember i have a twitter account i can tweet on

You could entice me into a lot of things if garlic naan is involved

few things are up your butt and around the corner anymore

Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please