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Christianity left Israel as a family, went to Rome as a religion, then to England as politics and finally came to Africa as business.

Literally we're living in a very different generation that sleeps at 3 AM and by 7 AM they are awake, we're living among aliens😂.

@IEBCKenya @Koecheruiyot Nili apply kazi na hamtaki kuniajiri na niko na experience, chonjo👍🏻

This Monday (30th March, 2026) @IEBCKenya is launching Enhanced Continuous Voter Registration (ECVR). The exercise will take place for 30days daily upto Tuesday 28th April 2026 (Monday to Sunday) Voter Registration during ECVR will take place in: a) County Assembly Wards on a rotational basis in accordance with kit movement schedules b) Universities and Colleges as situated in respective Constituencies c) Huduma Centres d) IEBC Customer Experience Center - Anniversary Towers, Nairobi e) IEBC Constituency offices NB: ECVR shall NOT be undertaken in electoral areas with scheduled by-elections or ongoing election petitions. ECVR Theme: Deepening Democracy in Kenya Through Inclusive Voter Registration #ECVR2026 #YourVoteYourFuture #14thMayByelections #TalkWithIEBC #StopFakeNews

@Iann_Arap @ivy5475 Koroome kwenik.... Koroom polotetab Kenya bila kwenik

@abelkruto @ivy5475 Hata siwezi ongea saa hii.. naona candidate wangu Mr Buluu aliibiwa kura 😅

@Iann_Arap @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Labda tuuze uze😂

How do you guys convert airtime to M-Pesa money...Kuna makosa imefanyika @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC

@Iann_Arap @ivy5475 Bois😆

@ivy5475 Inaitwa Kangaroo care...

@Mercymasai3 @Collolitamoi Hio itakuwa blunder kubwa😂

Benard Ngeno ground yako naona inasema uende independent! Fanya hiyo kitu !!

@_Robbie123 Aulize sisi wa Marakwet East 2017 na 2022, bila pesa, siasa zingine unafaa kuacha tu😂

Benard Ng'eno Arap Buluuuu should not be fooled by close associates. Let him just concede defeat. 2027 is just a stone throw away.

These grade 10 students will show us wonders 🔥🔥📸 This is Tenwek High School aerial view.

@kipkoecheruiyot Mbona unasema wongo😆😂 wapi huko, the last time niliona ni 2005 ata sikuwa najua kukimbia vizuri 😂 nakumbuka some girls in animal skin ran after me, nikapotelea a tall grass ilikuwa hapo chini 😂

Mimi 2007 Dec nilitumwa kwa duka kununua wembe mbili ya kunyoa nywele na kumbe ilikuwa ya kutahiri wasichana wawili. Nilikuwa mjinga sana. Nilifikiri ni ya kunyoa ukweli. Nilielewa some few years later.

March photo dump thread, anyone? 📍Marakwet East.

@kipkoecheruiyot 💀😭😂

Mnajua life support kweli?

@KiprutToo 😂😂

I fear emails more than anything else now in my life. Nikiona Email nafunga laptop na kukiambia sana.

how the fuck did you find this video 😭😭

@kipkoecheruiyot Sio poop? 😂

In Marakwet (Sambirir dialect) Pochoon. Plural Pooch. Halafu kuna pochoon tena ile tunawaita, different intonation

@iamcheropmark 😂

Kalenjins on twitter why two beds? Is she your sister?😆

@Chesanai_Arap @iamthatguy400 @SpokespersonGoK As much as you dismiss, there are some truth😂

@abelkruto @iamthatguy400 @SpokespersonGoK Fuck Off!

Mayouth Je, MKO KADI?

Let's do a thread, I'll start Niko kadi juu ya Boniface Mwangi #TukoKadi

@sizzoAlex @Griz_zly8 Me naisha bana😂

@Griz_zly8 Konde boy call me number one 🎶🎶😂😂

kuna msee nimeskia akiita Ruto,konde boy surely??😭😂

@bozgabi @MurimiMwihaki We have all of them

Video kama hizi ndio tutakumbusha Ruto 2 weeks to elections. Roundiii tuko na yeye mbaya saidi