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@kal_254 Half call

Kukojoa inatwa short call,Kukunia inaitwa long call na kunyamba ni🤔

@Kamau266 😂😂😂😂😂

Kwani kwa Samsung yako Ruto ako na afya?

Manzi anatoka all the way from Naivasha to Uthiru kwa matatu na pesa yake. I'm guessing alifika usiku juu nilianza kuskia commotion around saa tatu. Kumbe amefika kwa my neighbour a ninja who is a nurse anafanyanga hizo kazi za shift, like anapewa tu ashikilie another nurse, akapata mjamaa kwa nyumba na dame mwingine. Mimi nikawamute na nikaendelea na Peaky Blinders alafu around saa tano nabishiwa mlango. Kufungua kumbe ni huyo dame akilia. Ati jamaa amesema hafukuzi mwenye amepata huko yeye ndo aende. Hiyo couple nilikuwa nawasalimia lakini hatujazoeana so nashindwa unakuja kwangu ndo? Told her I can't help her na nikafunga mlango kumbe mdame alikaa hapo nje between our houses akilia. Manze, I couldn't watch the freaking movie in peace, so I let her in and gave her strungi. I made it categorically clear kulala kwangu itakuwa noma. So I gave her 2 options, ukae hapo kwa mlango ulie ama we find you a solution. I told her hapo kwa shell copa hatakosa gari zinaenda hiyo side but si guaranteed juu ya hiyo masaa na pia si safe. Told her atafute anyone she knows ako ako nearest akapata wa kawangware. Told her to ask that friend not to sleep hadi afike then to get a cab and go before ikuwe late sana. Ningempea option ya kulala hapo kwa kakiti kangu ata kakiwa uncomfortable and go in the morning, but experience has taught me that as a guy, being kind to strangers will land you in more trouble than being mean. I just received a call leo jioni, and it was her. She said asanti amefika Naivasha after kukopa everyone juu alitumia pesa yake on the cab. Ata number yangu sijui ametoa wapi. Was it mean not letting her sleep? Yesss? Was it the best option for the both of us? Fvcking Yessss

@Ojayy031 @GeneraliZo9164 😂😂😂😂

@GeneraliZo9164 Naeza Ona Strait of Hormuz dear? 😎

Will be spending a night today here 😊. I'm in one of Kenyans most expensive hotels along the Aberdare 😹😹,,. I'm grateful to God for this far 🎉🤗. Tell those tweeps wenye walikuwa wanataka Suez canal ndo wanipee gig wanikome ... I only do high end gigs >>> Habari iwafikie !!

@UniqueArts254 @kichwa_ 😅😅😅😅

Nani ako na ile picha ya majamaa zimepanga line kugonga alafu wa mwisho na maua 😅😅😅😅😅😅ni urgent

@generali_osumo Ruto ataiba kura ya wakenya kweli wenye hawatambui polis

Ati polisi afunge mkutano ya nani? Tumeingia mapema! We have gained entry to Ufungamano kwa LAZIMA. Kasongo is a SMALL THING! Sisi ndio wanainchi!

@abbiezuena @Ademba_47 Kuna baddie ananiomba ya chipu ebu niekee ademba hiyo soo

#TukoKadi has made people have sleepless nights yaani. Na bado. @Ademba_47 wacha kwanza I buy lunch ya leo. Juu itabidi we keep funding you na si tafadhali.

@abbiezuena @Ademba_47 Great

@NgangamuigaiCoK Fiti

29 days to go. Katiba Shuleni 2026. change.org/p/katiba-shule…

@Ademba_47 Sawa

Mkuje Juja tafadhali

@ivymuthe No, total legend

This slay queen was lured to Novo Hotel on a date by Victor Ouma, only to be stuck with a shocking KSh 77,000 bill after the man vanished.This guy is a total con artist.

@Ademba_47 Thank you

Today we have registered the biggest number of new voters. Nairobi is leading followed by Mombasa. Thank you for the support Kenya.

@abayaonyiego @Honeyfarsafi @_James041 @abbiezuena @Ademba_47 @Benign_Overlord @Dr_Buchu Safi

Tumekafunga hapa Westlands, 105 new Registered voters for today. Makofi? #TukoKadi #NikoKadi

@Osama_otero Yes at least hawaendi statehouse kuuza wengine wauawe for money

Naona mko na leaders. Halafu wakianza kufanya kile hamtaki tena mjam.

@Feycheche1 Youths are stupid

Litein na dikiir same whatsapp group,this is an mp aspirant called malon being denied entry to a boda boda empowerment by area mp goons..siasa imeanza

@mbiti_mwondi Good stuff

This is good stuff!

@hon_wamuchomba Shut the fuck up

Wewe wamunyoro, MARINDA Yangu ilikufanyia nini unaitajataja kila siku ? Si ushughulike na za bibi yako ? Unauliza wamama nini ? Hata hatujasahau mambo ya yule msichana aliyekufa na mimba yako . Ama uvae skirt tufanane basi. Nkts .

@Ademba_47 Man

The same person who allowed the massacre of thousand innocent youths stupidly says #TukoKadi. Bro #TukoKadi to get you out of that office. #TukoKadi because of Rex Massai, Erick Siyeni, Erickson Mutisya, David Chege…. Shame on you. Bro toka tuoshe hii nyumba.

Mayouth Je, MKO KADI?

@ClintonObonyo I can never hit a man cz of another woman unless he deserves it

Huyu mdem hakufanya poa ako station sai... Huyu dem alifanya mtu wa bolt apigwe na mob bure hapo Kilimani Argwigs Kodhek. Alikataa kulipa bei wameskizana jamaa akataka kurudi na parcel place alitoa na dem akapiga nduru ati jamaa ni Mwizi. Within minutes jamaa amevunjwa mguu na mob... Ndio riders walipita wakasaidia na kuuliza ukweli wa mambo🙆Riders called an ambulance jamaa akapelekwa hossy🙆🙆 Police came and took the lady to kilimani police station