Abigail Cunningham

Some of you have never done a bump of caviar while wearing false eyelashes and roller skating in the kitchen, wearing silk pajamas, and it shows.

The @Conservatives could just play this on a loop for the next month, and then for the next three and a half years as well:

@dusk_uk @dusk__uk Just had a phone call asking for all my details and trying to get me to download an app to transfer money

I think this one man has just summed up the mood of the entire nation. Bravo 👏

@SkyNews @darrenmccaffrey @RachelReevesMP @mayaellisuk

'Apprentices are over. Employment's over' Toby Dicker, the founder of the Salon Employer's Association tells @darrenmccaffrey Fighting back tears, he says 'we've had enough' and calls on Chancellor @RachelReevesMP to 'just please listen to us'. trib.al/wud2ekm 📺Sky 501

@davidkurten Whilst still paying off our covid debt 🫠

How does the Labour government expect small businesses to pay for a 6.7% increase in the minimum wage from £11.44 to £12.21, as well as an increase in employers' National Insurance contributions?

Look at these lads!! Love people like this x

Konstantine Kisin Gives a Reality Check to Indoctrinated Woke Students at the Oxford Union “The only thing that wokeness has to offer is to brainwash bright young minds like you to believe you are victims” @KonstantinKisin

@BernieSpofforth The UK government are holding a public inquiry into Covid and are asking for the public's opinions. Make sure you let them know exactly how you feel. covid19.public-inquiry.uk/share-your-exp…

Fuck me, he’s nailed it. Every word. 👇

@MickySatiar Do you want me to get them for you

#Racism is getting worse.. My last two nights out and my bleeding knuckles are the proof.

@fee081 @Jono_1987 @SanJoseSharks @PredsNHL @NHL Congratulations xxx

Met @Jono_1987 at a hockey game over 5 1/2 years ago and now we are celebrating our engagement watching our first NHL league game. 😍🏒#hockeygoals #nhl #NHLGlobalSeries #hockeycouple @SanJoseSharks v @PredsNHL @NHL

…and a nation lets out a collective sigh of relief on behalf of these lads. We all stood spiritually at the foot of those Windsor steps with you & thought ‘this is your Everest’. Well done, gentlemen. #QueenElizabethII #BearerParty

Prince Harry and his popcorn Vs a hungry toddler 🥰

My beloved, Zeltinis, told me I would have to pay £3k for him to be able to leave his oil rig to come and visit me I therefore decided to visit him instead, but he has been very resistant to it He’s presumably just worried for my safety, which makes me love him even more ❤️

"when I was your age I had to shag John Major to keep warm"

@MickySatiar @greasemusical 🤣🤣

@abic_c @greasemusical Bring back the curls! You’re in

I think it’s time for us northerners to bring back @greasemusical - always wanted to play Danny Zuko… Let’s make this happen! Drop me a DM, if you’re in! We’ll work out the rest 🕺🏽 💃 🎶 💰