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@DustyPee Depends on the context…

What’s the plural of Depend? Depends?

@AlwaysGloves78 @bouta_nt @Kidcowboy2 Yes they are broke, but they won’t cut fuel excise because the political pain of raising it again far outweighs the gain from helping consumers

@abl567 @bouta_nt @Kidcowboy2 The govt is broke it’s why they can’t cut fuel tax or do anything, they’re already scrambling trying to invent more taxes, a broke labor govt, every time right

Diesel up 90cents a litre where I live in the space of 6 days . This prick Bowen has some explaining to do the lying cunt .

@ShelldoHanson @bouta_nt @Kidcowboy2 The fuel they need to replace those stocks with will cost them much more They need to cover that cost with existing stocks That’s business 101. The market operates on spot prices, not pure input costs

@bouta_nt @Kidcowboy2 what a fucking joke no new fuel has arrived in tas it was $1.65 a litre charging $2.30 for what they got cheap months ago in a week , total scums

@bouta_nt @AlwaysGloves78 @Kidcowboy2 I’m currently in Italy, fuel spiked 0.03 euro for 2 days. But Chalmers claims “global supply” Taken for mugs we are

@Kidcowboy2 $4 a litre in some parts of the NT brother

@TMFScottP @normie_educator @spenderallegra Spender inherited her money, naturally she thinks all wealth should be passed to the next generation

@normie_educator @spenderallegra Different question. Spender's proposal is about the distribution of the tax burden, not its quantum.

This, from @spenderallegra, gets precisely to the nub of the issue of who should meet what part of the tax burden. I'd fix it differently to some of her proposed solutions, but she's at least grappling with the problem - and her solutions are better than what we have now.

@TMFScottP @spenderallegra That’s not a fair comparison. There is a substantial opportunity cost associated with any capital gain. The profit comes after many years of sacrifice, of no access to the input cost. That must be taken into account

@CaroDiRusso Just open all positions to aboriginals only. They’ve endured these conditions for 60,000 years Simples. (Satire)

This will significantly reduce production, royalties, profit, and tax paid into govt coffers to spend on health, education etc. This is just irrational militant bullshit. #auspol

@Ausbobsmit @robwade91225 @elonmusk I’m a subscriber and huge fan but the bandwidth just isn’t there yet. Needs hundreds more satellites to serve the population

@elonmusk Elon, how much would you charge the Australian Government to supply 622,000 residential Starlink services? The reason I ask is that the Australian Government is spending $3.8 billion on fibre to connect 622,000 houses.

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@mayfair78 @GemmaTognini @PatConroy1 What’s worse is the fact that women are pre selected over men regardless of merit So the electorate is stacked from the start. Our choice of representation is determined by political bias

@GemmaTognini @PatConroy1 Electing people on the basis of gender rather than actual competence and qualifications is a flawed policy. Gender should be at the bottom of the list of criteria.

Parliament didn’t look like this when I was first elected. Back then, the Abbott Government was 18% women with only one in Cabinet. 13 years later, we have the first majority-women government and a majority-women Cabinet too. #auspol

@DustyPee @_Chels0 Not. Fun. Been there, done that.

@_Chels0 Of course. Anorectal.

Doc said the abscess is the size of a 50c piece. Lucky I have a coin collection. 😳

@crackerscraigo @sueytweets How does hay and cocaine create ignition?

@sueytweets Rub your legs together really fast with some hay and blow.

Sitting in a bath. Lighters out of liquid so cannot have it by candlelight. It displeases me.

@CaroDiRusso After 25 years she’s decided she can’t no longer prostitute herself?

Over a blue about astrology. Now I’ve seen it all.

@TimjboAU They gave to cover what it cost to restock.

Criminals.. the same stock as yesterday. 😡

@CaroDiRusso @MLoParis He Has The Situation Under Control Ha Ha Ha Ha 😆

If Bowen says not to panic then I politely suggest people do panic. #auspol

@rogerwaters Sorry about the Ayatollah, Roger. You're taking it kinda hard. Just a shame you couldn't be there with him to console him in his final seconds.

@rogerwaters Wish you weren’t here.

March 1st 2026 is day two of WW3. We the ordinary people of the world hugely outnumber the Israeli scum and the ruling Elites in the West. We stand alongside our brothers and sisters in Iran in the fight to end the occupation, oppression and genocide of our brothers and sisters in Palestine. We are right the elites are wrong. We shall overcome. Love and peace Roger Waters.✊🏼🇵🇸🕊️

@RoadknightThe And always sharpen the knife before the knife work. Every time.

Today's cooking tip: Always do the knife work before the drinking work.

@lowlandsapien @PaulineHansonOz They are plotting to dak Albanese at his next presser.

What's going on here?

@AEUfederal The wealthy worked for their money. They are entitled to it. You’re not.

When 5 private schools are spending more than 50% of Australia's public schools all together, it is clear the system is working for the wealthy and against everyone else. This inequity has to stop. #auspol

@OMGTheMess Palliative care would be better

Should Josh Lees be in jail?