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@h2ocreature @ATRightMovies

@ATRightMovies Aston Martin and James Bond

What is the most blatant piece of product placement in a movie?

@maddie_journey @so_phieC What’s with all the hate?

@so_phieC Piss off

BIG BREAKING:🚨🚨 𝕏 will start payout distribution worldwide in a few hours. Congratulations, everyone in advance. 🎉

@TheOldManClub Is it just me, or is there a bit of a Cassie (Skins) vibe going on here?

Gal Gadot

@IndieChris71 @fesshole Maybe if you've got someone to share it with.

@fesshole Sure, books are great, but going somewhere where everything is different - the scenery, the architecture, the weather, the food and drink, the people - stimulates your body and soul in a way that no book can ever do.

I pretend that I go away for my holidays. I don't. I take time off work and stay home with a pile of books. I like home, that's why I live here. I know people expect you to want to travel but I can't be bothered. Why go to abroad when there are heatwaves here?

@NoContextBrits Thought it was from Duck Tales

Fuck sake.

@NoContextBrits David Jason

Which British celebrity, can we all agree, has zero haters?

@christopherrufo Seen a few posts like this recently. Is this just engagement-baiting for $$$ ?

I'm sorry, but we have to stop with the ridiculous sign language interpreters, who turn serious press conferences into a farce. There are closed captions on all broadcast channels and streaming services. No wild human gesticulators necessary.

@fesshole I thought everyone did this?

Whenever I pack to go away anywhere I always count out my boxers "and one in case I shit myself". I don't know why I do this.

@wtafguyyyy_ You can get free cars on twitter now? WTF?

Omggggggggggggg, they fvknnn replied 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 TWITTER PLS DO YOUR THING 🙏🏼😭😭😭💔😭❤️😭❤️😭😭😭😭😭💕

@tylerdurdenggs @whatever It’s so bad. No wonder they have to put him in a room on his own. Would actually consider watching this more regularly but the few recent clips with that guy have really put me off

She thinks women are STRONGER than men?!?!

@PicturesFoIder Who is the woman interviewing him? What podcast is this?

WAIT For His ANSWER 😂💀

@dannews Was sure this was going to be a bit. Was waiting for the punchline the whole way through.

A very genuine apology from Isa Guha.

@TheCinesthetic Coupling: “I’ve got the keys to paradise but I’ve got too many legs”

What do you think is the single funniest moment in the history of television?

What is a great scene that includes something that doesn't exist?

@OWS1892 @Jo_Caulfield Who are the top two?

Cunts using cigars to look tough & important. #LittleBoys

@ruskin147 Was not aware of this workout. Thanks.

#sophiefromromania not impressed by us doing the Joe Wicks Parkinson’s workout

@maitlis I think I'm going to have to mute all politics related accounts for a while. It's just so depressing.

Meet the incoming US attorney General ….

@Campus_Cuties Funny how the friends are often hotter in these…

Vivica Lewandowski | Arizona State 💛

@izzyybaabyy @Campus_Cuties Actually for once I agree

@Campus_Cuties I’m even hotter

@ScottishRidire @BBCBreaking Got to be a parody. Too on the nose otherwise. It is difficult to tell nowadays though

Gary Lineker to step down from Match of the Day at the end of this season, BBC News understands bbc.in/4epW58P