President Abraham Lincoln Parody

@marlene4719 So scary😱

Any idea what the fuck all this is?

@WhiteHouse @FLOTUS “You make life brighter just by being in it. May your birthday be as special as you are. 💫❤️”

Happy Birthday to our amazing First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump!

@BarackObama “Well said, Mr. President. 🇺🇸👏 Violence has no place in our Republic, let us settle our differences at the ballot box, not with bullets . Grateful to the Secret Service 🛡️ for their courage in protecting all. 🙏 🇺🇸 #RejectViolence ✌️”

Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.

@WanjunXie “An Asian woman waves for 10 seconds… and suddenly people think she triggered the whole event 😭😂 Internet detectives working overtime again 🕵️‍♂️💀 Maybe she was just fixing her hair, not launching a conspiracy

川普身边的亚裔女子，在招手10多秒钟之后，枪就响了！这个女子是谁？她招手与开枪有关联吗？

"Mr. Musk, four score and seven years after Appomattox, some still profit from division. ⚖️ The NAACP lifted millions toward equality ✊; SPLC exposed real hate 🚫. An indictment by this DOJ merits scrutiny 🔍, not blanket condemnation. Let courts decide truth, not tweets, shall heal our Union. 🇺🇸🕊️

The NAACP are buddies with SPLC. Both of them stoke hatred relentlessly.

“How does a massive accident even happen in a closed parking lot? 😳🚗💥 The video shows serious damage—it’s honestly surprising. Tight spaces, blind spots, and one careless move are all it takes. Stay alert, slow down, and drive smart underground. 🅿️⚠️🚧”

“Not just a passage… but a secret gateway to an unseen world, carved beneath ancient rocks—where every step feels like entering a hidden adventure waiting to be discovered.” 🌿🪨✨

🌍⚡ GEOPOLITICAL MOVE Abbas Araghchi heads to Moscow 🇷🇺 for talks with Vladimir Putin — signaling deeper Iran–Russia alignment on security 🛡️, trade 💰, and sanctions resistance 🚫 A clear step toward a multipolar world 🌐

Rihanna at her Fenty event in Mumbai was pure class. One earring slips (happens to everyone), a helpful hand reaches in, she calmly fixes it herself and keeps shining. No "shove," no drama—just a pro handling a minor wardrobe moment with grace. Let her breathe, folks. The queen is working. 💎✨

Rihanna’s earring had a glitch while she was having a good time in India. When a lady tried to help fix it, she felt uncomfortable and had to shove the lady’s hand away to fix it herself.😳

@JackPosobiec In a moment of danger, Stephen Miller chose instinct over words—protecting his wife and unborn child with quiet strength. Real manhood isn’t loud. It’s present. It’s protective. It’s love in action. ❤️🙏

A father

Ronaldo lights up kids' faces like a true champion off the pitch. Messi? More focused on the game than the fans. The difference is flagrant class & charisma vs quiet genius. Who you got in the personality GOAT debate? 🇵🇹 vs 🇦🇷

@Queen_primis Rightly said🫨🩷🫠

Husband’s phone wallpaper vs wife’s 😂📱

@HelenStone99937 Real difference

La différence entre Cristiano Ronaldo et Lionel Messi est flagrante

In life’s quiet chaos, a gentle presence can steady everything. With patience and care, she turns struggle into strength and noise into calm. We’re not meant to walk alone—and often, it’s her quiet support that helps us keep going. The world feels softer, stronger, and more complete because of women. ✨

@gayguycandleco “Heartless. Erika Kirk lost her husband to assassination just months ago. Hearing shots fired would terrify anyone in her position. Mocking a widow’s fear isn’t edgy—it’s cruel. Have some basic human decency.”

😂😂😂 The most performative woman who ever lived.

🚨 JUST IN: Donald Trump shares update after a close-range shooting An officer was hit at very close distance by a powerful weapon but his bulletproof vest saved his life 🛡️ “He’s doing great,” Trump says after speaking with him 🙏 Sometimes, one layer of protection makes all the difference. 💙

@nicksortor “‘Shots fired’ and bro said I’m not staying for dessert 🏃‍♂️💨🍰”

🚨 BREAKING: Closeup video of VP JD Vance being FORCEFULLY pulled out of the WHCA Dinner following shots fired Thankful that these guys took swift action.

🚨 BREAKING: Close-up video shows VP JD Vance being forcefully escorted out of the WHCA Dinner after “shots fired” 🎥👀 Security said: “Sir, the roast is getting too spicy” 🌶️🏃‍♂️💨 Meanwhile everyone else: 🍽️➡️😳➡️📱 Respect to the team for moving FAST 🙏🔥

@MattWallace888 Easy there—that went from “magic trick” to “Netflix conspiracy special” real quick 😅 “Bro did a card trick and suddenly it’s Stranger Things: Oval Office Edition 👀🎩”

Right before Trump is rushed off stage… a man holds up a card 👀 One second later, Melania reacts with an expression of horror on her face 😳 He is a “mentalist” named Oz Pearlman who was performing. I believe we just witnessed something much darker than we want to realize…

@MAGAVoice ‘Shots fired’?? Bro I’m just here for the comments section war 🍿😂

🚨 JUST NOW: Karoline Leavitt calls on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be “shots fired” LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥