Drew Briscoe

@KennethRWebster Dude...you're F'n funny ...Bravo sir

If you wanna donate to Chud the Builder’s legal defense fund, here’s a link. secure.splcenter.org/page/90643/don…

@KennethRWebster Dude...this is funny

The trio is called Detained By Ice?

@KennethRWebster A lil penicillin will clear that blue stuff up ...

F yeah

It was 18 minutes that changed the Western Hemisphere. It was 18 minutes that, in ways unimaginable in 1836, redirected world history. On April 21, 1836, the independence so hastily declared eight weeks earlier was decisively achieved at the Battle of San Jacinto. It might not have been. The cause of Texas' independence was, at best, shaky. There were those who wanted to continue fleeing the massive Mexican army in search of a better battlefield. Others hoped to decamp ignobly into Louisiana and leave Texas behind. Some even wanted to sue for peace with the hope that the butcher of the Alamo and Goliad would show mercy. They feared what they saw: a sorely outnumbered, rag-tag band of Texians going head-to-head against the better-gunned and professionally trained Mexican Army under the command of the self-styled “Napoleon of the West,” Antonio López de Santa Anna, Mexico’s president. Yet on the fields of San Jacinto, the Texas militia demonstrated a bold, courageous commitment to their cause by exhibiting a shrewd willingness to exploit Santa Anna’s arrogance. It was a high-stakes gambit, with only two possible outcomes. Independence would be secured through victory, or Texas would be lost in a disastrous defeat. There would be no draw. So in broad daylight, with Sam Houston himself leading the infantry, the Texians charged on the napping Mexican army. Before firing their first shots and charging on the Mexican position, the afternoon silence was broken by men shouting “Remember the Alamo!” and “Remember Goliad!” To simply note that the battle lasted 18 minutes doesn’t do justice to the scale of the victory. Nearly 700 Mexican soldiers were killed and another 200 were wounded. When it was over, some 700 were taken prisoner—including Santa Anna himself. In contrast, the Texians lost just nine men and saw only 30 wounded. What was true in 1836 is true today: freedom doesn’t come in timid nibbles, but through bold actions. Never in history has liberty been expanded through a gradual series of small steps; no, that’s how tyrannies take hold. Liberty is born from boldness. When people decide they are willing to lose everything rather than live as serfs, that is when tyrants quiver and fall. Sam Houston and the militia at San Jacinto knew their odds and took bold action. For the Lone Star State to shine even brighter in the years ahead, we must continually recommit to doing likewise.

@KennethRWebster Nah...I call BS. That's that damn alien from MIB. Wearin' a Stormy suit. She looks like the mom at the PTA meeting that waits for other moms in the parking lot to handle business...

WTF happened

@KennethRWebster Yeah..well...at least when you eat a cheeseburger your not hungry 30 minutes later -top that-

China passed the U.S. in global approval ratings.  I don't know if this thing is legit, though.  Topping the list is Wakanda.

@KarnifexMaximus Nice...🤣

Oh no…

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

@KennethRWebster @BrittanyinTexas The collective IQ is roundabout 50 too

@BrittanyinTexas Nobody in attendance is under 50

Everything’s bigger in Texas—and Dallas is showing up BIG for No Kings Day.🤠🔥

@KennethRWebster I uhhh gotta go get some bleach

The Portland No Kings protest is really weird

@TexasChance @grok 🤣

@grok Fake Misspelling things so people think I tyepd it

This is what everyone does now. For emails. For texts. For vibecoding. For prompting. For writing. For posting images. You know it’s true. @grok knows it’s true.

@KarnifexMaximus I see your meme and raise you...

@KennethRWebster This is so bad ass man ...hyper jealous over here

While you’re all at CPAC we’re hanging with Randy Travis at the Governors mansion. We kidnapped him and took him to our comedy show

@KennethRWebster @KitchenBites_ Somebody needs to hunt this goddess heathen down ...there are CHILDREN living in this world

@KitchenBites_ I hate you

@TexasChance @grok Glorious...if you're thankin...you want a tanker...there's one sailing home

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@KennethRWebster You can tell by looking at her she's seeing two creeks and a puddle on the side...🫡

Does she have sex with the river itself or the stuff in the river? Like how would this objectively work?

@KennethRWebster Bro has that new 5G Bluetooth glock...feather trigger

Is this a headline or a game of Mad Libs?!

@_ethanbuchanan @KarnifexMaximus @LinaHidalgoTX Put em* together lol...the beers working

@_ethanbuchanan @KarnifexMaximus @LinaHidalgoTX Put wn together in the best escape rooms in the country ...film it...profit 🫡

@LinaHidalgoTX I feel like you and her would get along great.