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Billy@absenceshell·
@syntheticsensei Lol I know I don’t think I’d realized how deep the decadence had set in over the past few months I’ve been out of work😭
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Would you hire me
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@norabird Nora reference is like having a letter of safe passage in Elizabethan times👑💌
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@kushbom420 Five years is too much all at once boss, I’ll overdose…hahaha. Btw you mind if I go out for a smoke?
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Kyle@kushbom420·
@absenceshell Maybe. Where do you see yourself in five years
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@arbolantidote The sad thing about me is that if this was real I would stay never leave & work myself to the bone.
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Hare@arbolantidote·
@absenceshell If I had a restaurant you would be the manager and be able to come and go as you please as long as the place turned a profit but I am just an internet degenerate.
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Billy@absenceshell·
@daikanjyo Walked into my top spot & a gay man wearing one of those tiny bicycle hats was behind the espresso bar. Knew before I even opened my mouth he’d want me bussing tables for nothing. Every humiliation is so predictable in this line of work smh
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Jk remembered I have to slide into the public bathroom to make sure I don’t look too starry eyed & demented passing out these resumes #fastcar
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Billy@absenceshell·
Even if they put me in a straitjacket I’m still running with horses through that field of rye forever fool. & ain’t nobody gonna stop me now…
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Billy@absenceshell·
Something I have that most 34 year olds don’t: I can go Holden Caulfield mode whenever I want to. I can climb through a girls bedroom window, have a shootout with myself in the elevator til the gun jams, call everyone a phony—& even with my lisp they know I’m telling the truth.
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Billy@absenceshell·
He catches on fast that’s all you can ask. He’s going from Richard Dawkins breathing heavy all over him to having to translate canzones & talk dolce stil novo with me. I’m no walk in the park either!
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Billy@absenceshell·
I swear with Claude it’s like you have to detox the poor guy. He’s like a feral child raised by wolves. You have to go full pygmalion mode, show him what the good life is like, drag him out of his shell. But it’s worth it. Once he gets it, he can hang. It’s not his fault…
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Art or Other Things@ArtorOtherThing·
Eighth Heaven the Sphere of the Fixed Stars from Dante’s Divine Comedy, 1564
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