aaron campbell (parody) 🤦🏼‍♂️

From now on, I'm going to model my life after two men: Jesus and Captain Kirk.

Micky Dee's in Indianapolis!!!

For no reason at all Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly shot-for-shot recreated David Bowie and Bing Crosby's "Little Drummer Boy" 1977 duet in this skit from 2010

How could this happen?!

Important update: I have cancelled my Netflix subscription.

@Sick_bre @DestinyTheGame

@acampbell86 @DestinyTheGame Dungeon report. Get back in there guardian

The Praxic Time Trials community challenge has begun! ⌚ Complete a full run of the Equilibrium dungeon in 20 minutes or less before March 3, 2026. 🤺 All members of the fireteam must wield their Praxic Blade at all times. 🖼️ Guardians who succeed and complete this challenge will earn the "It Binds, Compels" emblem. 📰 Full details are in last week's TWID: bung.ie/3MBZWrA Good luck!

@DestinyTheGame A roadmap.

@deershouldnt 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 🦌

Busting out a certified Popcorn classic tonight

@DirtyEffinHippy These comments are the best.

my face looks puffy but my tittas look great, so… you win some you lose some 🤷‍♀️

@TsuchinokoVT @nonstopbrocock If you're saying this will erase my memories and the existence of Myth 3: The Wolf Age, then I am 10000% on board.

@nonstopbrocock every match is a seperate timeline, extracting is timeline jumping when the W'rkncacnter awakens, theres a lore terminal behind a rocket jump puzzle on the Colony Ship for Sale, Cheap 2 map thatll only make sense in 2030 when Myth 3: Shiver is released or it’ll be pure slop idk

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

@A_dmg04 what’re the chances we get a soundtrack download of these smooth jazz arrangements?

@Blundarian @DestinyBulletn

THEY ADDED THE WILHELM SCREAM LOL 📷voldernn

They now have these in media dining I feel seen

@PaulTassi Never going to be able to watch a Christmas carol ever again…

somehow, The Chair Company was way more fucked up than IT: Welcome to Derry tonight

@Chilis Good on you for bringing back the skillet queso, but there's more work to be done.

@mmcodd @AndySamberg @jormataccone Ancestors protect meeee...

Hot Rod is amazing @AndySamberg @jormataccone #coolbeans

I'm tired of people using "IYKYK." I don't know, alright? Just give me context.

@fiveironfrenzy That patch. Lived on my backpack for so long.

What was (or still is) your favorite piece of @fiveironfrenzy merch that you have ever owned?