Ackbar (aka Ass Bard Dough)

Ok, I'm ready to make the transition if you are. 🥺🥺

I'm watching Twin Peaks every Sunday at my local art house theater. It's my first time watching it (don't fuck it up for me.) It was episodes 2 & 3 yesterday and-WHAT THE FUCK!!! Honestly, I love this shit. I'm HOOKED.

@1littlepiglet I guess I'm staying home forever then 🤷

imagine you’re trying to leave the house and you’ve just got this staring at you

@Babayagattv That definitely depends on the shape of the seat for me. For me, more oval shapes do that but more rounded shapes don't do that as much.

@accebarprod I've been there quite a few times, so I understand the struggle. What I haven't figured out is how to stop butt cheeks from falling asleep. 😅

I got glutened. Also - how do I keep my legs from falling asleep while on the toilet for long periods of time. 😭

@gremlingardener Make sure she's not going to charge you for a portion of the fence. My mom's neighbor did that and then told her she has to pay for half. We had to get lawyers involved.

my bitch neighbor is installing a privacy fence & didn’t notify anyone. they tore out our shared fence & are using my yard to install the new one (didnt ask) it’s been 4 days of noise & them stomping on my flower beds & they definitely aren’t gonna finish today AND it’s ugly 🫠

@Babayagattv I will definitely try that next time. I appreciate that

@accebarprod Oh nooooo!!!! Maybe try rolling your ankles in circles, one at a time?

@Babayagattv Bat Brace 🦇

Just because you have to use a brace doesn't mean you have to settle for a lack of whimsy. I got myself two of these nifty braces from bibipins, and they're functional AND cute.

@_gh0stn ASAP - as far as I'm aware dogs can get the bird flu.

My husky killed another bird today in the wild…when is it appropriate to intervene? Or should I let him keep hunting birds in the backyard. This time it was a big one, one of the feathers was 4in long ☠️

I am in pain still 😭 There is nothing left in my system.

@themagejellie I will be able to finish BG3 and then play Act 1 and Act 1 alone ten more times.

what game are y’all gonna play during pandemic 2.0

@AllieTheEditor 🙃🙃. Fuck

So hantavirus is in my state

@_mantaRae Booooooo. It is the first couple days of May so we have the "May the 4th" and shit that capitalism ruined the whimsy on.

@accebarprod It was there last night and I was so mad. Tired of star wars😭😭😭

They turned my favorite ride at Disneyland into Star Wars slop

@_mantaRae I thought they canned that version because it's so bad.

@accebarprod Space mountain😭

𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 this is the longest a painting has ever taken me. 3 months. it's about the contradictory messages in cults--about searching for love and truth, and being given hell in return. #art #noAI

@indoor_wildling 🔥🔥🔥

Going to bed sad as hell, if you need anything

My partner and I are signing a lease together guys. THESE ARE BIG MOVES! YA'LL!!!! AN EQUAL PARTNER - WHAT IS THAT!?!?? IS THIS WHAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE WHOLE TIME?! Shout out to therapy and medication. 🫡

New arrival at Bradford Cat Watch Rescue and Sanctuary. Despite a couple of days ago, me stating that I couldn't take any more complex cases at this time , I couldn't leave poor Frankie helpless. Its a complex story so bear with me.

@dieworkwear Thank you 💜

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