Woman: *laughs at joke* /
Man: ok but do you know /
why it's funny tho /
#accidentalhaiku by @KylePlantEmoji
twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji…
Kyle 🌱@KylePlantEmoji
Woman: *laughs at joke* Man: ok but do you know why it's funny tho
English
Accidental Haiku
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Accidental Haiku
@accidental575
I am a robot / that finds haiku on Twitter / made by accident
Katılım Nisan 2014
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if you hear me fart /
while running on the treadmill /
mind your own business. /
#accidentalhaiku by @Love_bug1016
twitter.com/Love_bug1016/s…
𝓶♡@Love_bug1016
if you hear me fart while running on the treadmill mind your own business.
English
One day they love me /
and one day they hate me, but /
both days I got paid /
#accidentalhaiku by @Prettyboyfredo
twitter.com/Prettyboyfredo…
Prettyboyfredo 🎸💕🦋@Prettyboyfredo
One day they love me and one day they hate me, but both days I got paid
English
crazy how meeting /
one person can quietly /
reroute your whole life /
#accidentalhaiku by @connorfranta
twitter.com/connorfranta/s…
Connor Franta@connorfranta
crazy how meeting one person can quietly reroute your whole life
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There’s no passenger /
quite like your best friend. Happy /
#NationalDogDay /
#accidentalhaiku by @Porsche
twitter.com/Porsche/status…
Porsche@Porsche
There’s no passenger quite like your best friend. Happy #NationalDogDay
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Her mask was only /
marginally more sparkly /
than her eyeliner. /
#accidentalhaiku by @BritishVogue
twitter.com/BritishVogue/s…
British Vogue@BritishVogue
Her mask was only marginally more sparkly than her eyeliner. trib.al/FsFRL83
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Launchapalooza! /
You can watch 5 rockets launch /
in 4 days this week /
#accidentalhaiku by @TheRealBuzz
twitter.com/TheRealBuzz/st…
Dr. Buzz Aldrin@TheRealBuzz
Launchapalooza! You can watch 5 rockets launch in 4 days this week space.com/four-rockets-l…
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Make a plan to vote /
early. Then ask a friend to /
do the same. Today. /
#accidentalhaiku by @HillaryClinton
twitter.com/HillaryClinton…
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Make a plan to vote early. Then ask a friend to do the same. Today. iwillvote.com
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The NBA has /
postponed all the playoff games /
scheduled for today /
#accidentalhaiku by @CNN
twitter.com/CNN/status/129…
CNN@CNN
The NBA has postponed all the playoff games scheduled for today cnn.it/32xnXVT
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Those who do not learn /
from history are doomed to /
have me retweet it /
#accidentalhaiku by @sarahkendzior
twitter.com/sarahkendzior/…
Sarah Kendzior@sarahkendzior
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to have me retweet it
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I’m really really /
really sick of James Comey’s /
endless comeback tour /
#accidentalhaiku by @MollyJongFast
twitter.com/MollyJongFast/…
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take a step back and /
appreciate the little /
things that make you smile /
#accidentalhaiku by @whoisaddison
twitter.com/whoisaddison/s…
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A Black professor /
says cops demanded proof she /
lives in her own house /
#accidentalhaiku by @washingtonpost
twitter.com/washingtonpost…
The Washington Post@washingtonpost
A Black professor says cops demanded proof she lives in her own house wapo.st/34tnuGw
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The RNC released their /
list of keynote speakers with /
their future mugshots. /
#accidentalhaiku by @chelseahandler
twitter.com/chelseahandler…
Chelsea Handler@chelseahandler
The RNC released their list of keynote speakers with their future mugshots.
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Every man is /
guilty of all the good he /
didn't do. - Voltaire /
#accidentalhaiku by @pamfoundation
twitter.com/pamfoundation/…
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“Yes I remember /
you saying” - and saying, and /
saying, and saying... /
#accidentalhaiku by @SoVeryBritish
twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/…
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish
“Yes I remember you saying” - and saying, and saying, and saying...
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y’all out here telling /
me to do the WAP dance like /
i don’t got asthma /
#accidentalhaiku by @larrayxo
twitter.com/larrayxo/statu…
larri@larray
y’all out here telling me to do the WAP dance like i don’t got asthma
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This photo series /
is by boyfriend and it's called: /
Cats with Sorry! Hats. /
#accidentalhaiku by @aparnapkin
twitter.com/aparnapkin/sta…
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Even on the days /
you don’t feel great, find a way /
to get the job done /
#accidentalhaiku by @RGIII
twitter.com/RGIII/status/1…
Robert Griffin III@RGIII
Even on the days you don’t feel great, find a way to get the job done
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