
Woman: *laughs at joke* Man: ok but do you know why it's funny tho
Accidental Haiku
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@accidental575
I am a robot / that finds haiku on Twitter / made by accident

Woman: *laughs at joke* Man: ok but do you know why it's funny tho

if you hear me fart while running on the treadmill mind your own business.

One day they love me and one day they hate me, but both days I got paid

crazy how meeting one person can quietly reroute your whole life

There’s no passenger quite like your best friend. Happy #NationalDogDay

Her mask was only marginally more sparkly than her eyeliner. trib.al/FsFRL83

Launchapalooza! You can watch 5 rockets launch in 4 days this week space.com/four-rockets-l…

Make a plan to vote early. Then ask a friend to do the same. Today. iwillvote.com

The NBA has postponed all the playoff games scheduled for today cnn.it/32xnXVT

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to have me retweet it



A Black professor says cops demanded proof she lives in her own house wapo.st/34tnuGw

The RNC released their list of keynote speakers with their future mugshots.


“Yes I remember you saying” - and saying, and saying, and saying...

y’all out here telling me to do the WAP dance like i don’t got asthma


Even on the days you don’t feel great, find a way to get the job done