Accidental CISO
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Accidental CISO
@AccidentalCISO
I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
United States Katılım Ocak 2019
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@AccidentalCISO Fortunately (or not?) I wasn’t a picky eater? I was glad to have dinner. 😬
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@Secure_ICS_OT @brysonbort @IceSolst @ZackKorman Anyone that becomes a CISO on purpose has some latent issues.
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One good part about LinkedIn is that when people respond psychotic shit like "Mythos is a threat to national security" you can check their profile and see they have absurdly stupid job titles like "CISO"
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It’s kind of wild that you can go into a place that sells expensive stuff, say “I want that”, and they’re like, who are you, and do you make any money? You just say yes, and they look on the computer, say “ok, you seem trustworthy, sign your name here, it’s yours.”
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I'm sorry for interrupting, but this isn't a process document. It's just raw ChatGPT output.
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@CyberViking949 I’ve got that covered. 😎
I’m going to start off by asking the kids if they want to hear what I’m supposed to tell them about the job, or what it’s really like. 🤣
It’s all downhill from there.
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@AccidentalCISO I do these every year, for a few different schools. Both in my area (where my kids go) as well as in less privileged areas for teacher friends.
The feedback is always amazing, the kids are so eager and interested.
Beat advice i can give is, include memes and include humor.
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This will either be the best career day presentation ever, or my kids' school will never ask me to come back again.
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As a perfectionist, it kind of sucks that you learn more by being wrong than being right.
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@uncledrunky My strategy: de-leverage and prepare cash to deploy when everything goes on fire sale.
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Financial planning in 2026: heavy on the "we'll figure it out"
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@_winter_wonders @anton_chuvakin Based on that, my math says this is going to be a rough year. 👀
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why do people even keep reposting this shit he's been saying it for 4 years atp
TFTC@TFTC21
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei: “50% of all tech jobs, entry-level lawyers, consultants, and finance professionals will be completely wiped out within 1–5 years.”
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That moment when you find out that your current events are in your kids' history book...
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@looEyes I'm trying to pick stuff that is newer, or that is funny regardless of age.
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@AccidentalCISO I don’t think they will connect with our memes
I don’t know what their memes look like
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I’m building a slide deck for a career day presentation about cybersecurity to a bunch of 8th graders. I obviously need more cyber memes. Please reply with any of your favorites that might be relevant to a career day talk. 🙏
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@HackingDave I’m actually surprised that the 9mm and 44 mag went that far.
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@_sysengineer This is the best time! I miss those years. At 12 and 14, I love who my kids are becoming, but I look at old photos and wish that I could still hug that little one that they used to be.
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