Ali Joan

Hey @Uber what’s the point of the “schedule ahead” if you just cancel the ride to charge me 4x the amount?

@benshapiro Everything is racist, didn’t you know?

Imagine being Prince Philip: fighting Nazis, helping preside over the UK during the Cold War and the economic struggles of the 1970s, and now watching your spoiled grandson basically call the institution to which you have silently devoted your life a vile repository of bigotry.

@scrowder Oh how I miss Kolache and donut shops.

@scrowder Avocado roll?

@benshapiro The Dad is a gem, she’s a freaking bully though.

Rule of thumb: do not spend your father's last days of harassing him into changing his vote, no matter how he's voting, then posting on TikTok about it

@FedExHelp Trying to figure out how “here’s my gate code, please put the package on the back porch” means “drop a 107 pound package on the opposite side of an automatic gate so that you can’t gain access to your own property” 🤔 why offer delivery instructions if it’s ignored?

I’m not saying @ace_enders predicting something like this in “Bring Back Love” but I’m also not NOT saying it....

@heckyessica I miss kolaches 😭😭😭

The Texas edition of “you can only keep 3” is too difficult. But, it’s 1, 4 (but not flavored, bleh), and 8.

@jordanbpeterson Well, now I have to watch the Oscars.

@comcastcares DM Sent

@aceO23 Hello, thanks for reaching out. I apologize for the delay. I hope your day is going well I would be happy to help with your billing concern, to get started, please DM me your account number and your full name. – JWC

@comcastcares on my third billing cycle and you still can’t figure out how to bill me correctly. Plus every representative has a different story to tell me. Why is this so difficult to just charge me what I signed up for?#worst #fail

@BernieSanders @TehActivistMom

Nothing will fundamentally change unless we build a movement to take on the greed of the fossil fuel industry, Wall Street, the insurance industry, drug companies and the military-industrial complex. That is exactly what we are going to do.

Firearm safety education does way more to keep people safe from negligent firearm deaths than Safe storage laws ever will. Stop focusing on vilifying guns to push gun control & focus on educating the public at large about guns and gun safety and negligent gun deaths will plummet.

@UPSHelp despite all my attempts and notices, I cannot get your employees to stop FORCING my gate open! I have multiple videos of this and a GIANT sign on my gate. Please train your employees to READ! I now have to find someone to repair my gate!

@UPS Isn’t it funny how your employees can read the tiny label on a package but not the GIANT sign on my gate? Who gets to pay for the damages from your employees repeatedly FORCING my gate open?

Anti-gun politicians dont even know the current gun laws, yet, they want new gun laws.

@CarlHigbie We need some white out over here!

Said no one who has ever shot an AR-15.