Adrienne Erickson

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Y’all hate annoying people more than you hate evil people and that is exactly why the seats of power are held by charismatic demons

Prayers can't save you now. Season 4 of #FROM premieres April 19 on #MGMplus.

Medical experts say that if you contract pneumonia you should visit a doctor. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says you should just bathe in raw sewage instead. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

When America Balkanizes I will go back home to fight in the Californian Revolutionary Army under General Gwyneth Paltrow as a tactical astrologer

there shouldn't be wifi or texting on flights. i'm not myself in the sky. don't let me contact the ground people. that's not me up there

Cinema. As the kids say.

Barely a year after the wildfires and ICE protests and people are still saying LA has no sense of community? Embarrassing, tone-deaf, and above all just very dumb

ACAB includes the ref at the Puppy Bowl

Me after hearing people call it San Fran all week

Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house

It’s funny when conservatives brag about being able to enjoy art created by people they disagree with. Bitch you have no other choice 😭

gen z is trying to cancel kirsten dunst?

i drove 45 minutes each way to see sinners in imax. don't fucking play with me.

I have never seen a GoFundMe quite like this: The women at one Texas prison are trying to pay for a vet for one of the stray cats that they clandestinely take care of at the facility. gofundme.com/f/hope-for-ora…

Peggy Olsen is a real person to me

someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie

normalize booing in the workplace

David Zaslav giving PTA $150 million to make OBAA is like making your dog a steak before you put it down