🏳️‍🌈 DangerJoan 🖕🏽

PSA: Unclench your jaw. Relax your shoulders. Drink some water. Look away from your screen for thirty seconds. Do it now. #SelfCare ❤️❤️

@kt4ut @SketchesbyBoze You missed the entire point of the tweet 🤦🏻‍♀️

@SketchesbyBoze You can't say you didn't know, you did, you'd read it and retained the information, you were amazing.

When I was in middle school in the ‘90s, kids would test my trivia knowledge. “What’s the capital of Utah?” “Montpelier.” “Who was the first king of France?” “Guy Bordeaux.” They were amazed. I didn’t know a single thing. I was spitting out words I had read. That’s chatgpt.

@growingwisdom I think we felt that here in Somerville! All the windows rattled and the cats freaked out.

Big gust at Logan airport just before noon hit 58 mph.

If you have no rooting interest in the Super Bowl ponder this Chiefs Owner - MAGA QB - MAGA Kicker - MAGA Eagles Owner - DEM QB - DEM, All female management team Root accordingly.

@TerribleMaps I call shenanigans. This map is not terrible.

Argentina’s Provinces Translated Literally

@cafeviolenza @fuckyouiquit Had an interviewer ask what I'd been doing with myself since I got laid off. It had been like 4 months. I said, well my mom had major heart surgery so I didn't start job hunting right away. She was like, ok so have you done any professional development activities or...?

Do employers actually care about “gaps in your resume”? Like can’t you just be like “yeah I decided not to work for a year” as a flex?

Canada is using drones to remove ice from power lines in the most satisfying way.⁣

Blue Jays having an intense discussion

@Panduino @CraigWeekend [citation needed]

@acertainzest @CraigWeekend Theres already an account doing it on bluesky

You’re mad at trans people competing in high school sports but not for playing in Siberian Orchestras? Ok.

This is Peppa and Buddy. Peppa never gets tired of zoomies. Buddy is tired just watching them. 13/10 for both

This is Aika. She's watching a game of beach tennis and hasn't once tried to catch the ball. Exercising a degree of self-control most people couldn't even fathom. 13/10

A Red-tailed Hawk flexing a footie

@AllyLobster Wrapped? 🤔🤔

Friendly reminder to everyone to start curating your Spotify listening so as not to embarrass yourself when Spotify weapon drops!!

Despite everything, I'm so grateful that the Harris campaign introduced America to Tim Walz and his entire family. I genuinely hope that his model of masculinity serves as a positive example for young men in desperate need of one.

in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

@AllyLobster I followed you -- I'm DangerJoan over there

Since it might be a good idea to move away from this site given...everything, I finally made a BlueSky account. Would love it if all my friends from here who are over there would give me a follow so we can stay connected.