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@achav21
Texas born and bred, JohnDeere Green favorite color, Rattlesnake Milk gives me good vibes, conservative as dirt
West Texas Katılım Kasım 2022
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Today the world is a little different for the people I love. Appreciate all you have while you have it.
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The teacher asked the kids what they want to be when they grow up.
Lil Johnny said, “I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million apartment in Vegas, buy her a Ferrari, a beachfront house in Malibu, a private jet and expensive jewelry, and screw her 3 to 5 times per day!”
The teacher, aghast, decided to ignore Lil Johnny and move on to the next student.
She asked, “Susie, what would you like to be when you grow up?”
Susie replied, “Johnny’s bitch.”
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
Finally… a smart blonde joke.
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Good morning Tuesday!☀️
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Behave all and have a great one
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@PATRIOT2117 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪!!!
Liberty biberty!
Money hides a multitude of sins!
Of the people for the people turned into screw the people, we are above the masses!
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🌮☕ Good morning from Texas!
THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED: It’s Cinco de Mayo AND Taco Tuesday! Somewhere in the cosmos, a mariachi band is playing just for us while a taco truck does victory laps around the Alamo.
I’m raising my coffee cup (extra strong, por favor) and giving a massive Texas-sized thanks to our incredible Tejano and Texican friends who bring the flavor, heart, and rhythm to this beautiful state. Y’all make every day brighter and spicier.
So grab your coffee, load up on tacos, and let’s make today ridiculously good.
Happy Cinco de Mayo, y’all — let’s fiesta like Texans do! 🇲🇽🤠❤️🇺🇸
#Texas #DFW #CincoDeMayo #TacoTuesday #Fiesta #CincoDeDrinko #HappyCincoDeMayo #MexicanFood
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@Arya2Texas @YouTube Magical, inspirational and supernatural!
Bob Seger an all time favorite!
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For all you beautiful ladies, Have a fantastic day and never… ever.. forget the power of the strut. It’s magical. 😊🔥😉
Bob Seger - Her Strut youtu.be/C51c0vuLEng?si… via @YouTube
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@Arya2Texas Good morning Arya!
May peace, love and laughter dominate your day!
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