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Achenrocker 🇺🇸

@achenrocker

Dad, dog lover, investor, vegetarian, sports, politics, gardener, history and pop culture nut. Sarcasm and puns are my second language.

Dallas, TX Katılım Ekim 2015
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Achenrocker 🇺🇸@achenrocker·
@DanWolken I really thought it was joke or someone trolling when I read Texas Tech would let him play and basically not punish him at all.
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Bearded Tesla
Bearded Tesla@BeardedTesla·
So, which one you taking and why?
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Achenrocker 🇺🇸@achenrocker·
@finebaum College football has hit rock bottom. Apparently there's no punishment for gambling on your own games as long as you're really good? This is way out if control. Only way this will be fixed is fans have to stop watching and going to games or the government steps in.
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Paul Finebaum
Paul Finebaum@finebaum·
"It's crazy...because it's not murder, it's not beating somebody..." Texas Tech head coach Joey McGuire defends his QB Brendan Sorsby, who's under fire for gambling on his own team's football games:
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Rivian
Rivian@Rivian·
As of yesterday, we’ve officially begun customer R2 deliveries! 

 We know you’re all eager to begin the R2 order process and we're super excited to be sending out new batches of order invites every day.
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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝙲. 👨🏻‍💻
Sat inside a Rivian today for the first time. I can honestly say, it's just not for me. Hate the wood, screen lagged like an old Android phone, and there really is no Home Screen to speak of. Felt like a tank inside.
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝙲. 👨🏻‍💻 tweet media
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LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS·
A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake. According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials "Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana. "I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report. Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life. "I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.
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Sunflower Smile🌻@Emily_Kelsen_·
@KenPaxtonTX Smart move, Ken! Texas kids don’t need that caffeine overload. Keep protecting our little ones, AG.
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Attorney General Ken Paxton
Attorney General Ken Paxton@KenPaxtonTX·
NEW: I launched an investigation into the Celsius energy drink company to protect Texas children from dangerous levels of caffeine.
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Sam@samv1123·
@KenPaxtonTX Ken Paxton is straight out of 1987. Has he heard of energy drinks? Roughly 20-35% of energy drinks (by market volume/sales) are above 200 mg caffeine per serving. Why is this dickhead picking on $CELH and not Bang energy? Bang has flavors called "Skittles" and "Starburst."
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Achenrocker 🇺🇸@achenrocker·
@KenPaxtonTX Come on, an Alani is like two cups of coffee. What are we going to go after the coffee industry next?! Stop wasting Texas taxpayer money with this ridiculous stuff.
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Achenrocker 🇺🇸@achenrocker·
@DefiantLs Didn't this guy dump poop on people from his tour bus and stop writing good music in the 90s?
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Musician Dave Matthews calls Trump a "disgusting human being." "What a shallow, horrifying, selfish, greedy, cruel little pig he is…"
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Achenrocker 🇺🇸@achenrocker·
@ssarraju @kevinxu I'm bullish on puts. If a company with that ticker is struggling during the AI boom, it's in some serious trouble.
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Sravan Sarraju@ssarraju·
@kevinxu Is there anything bullish about $ai other than its ticker name? Looking for another excuse to place a bet
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Kevin Xu
Kevin Xu@kevinxu·
I'm starting a list of incredibly dumb thesis that might actually work: 1. Retail accidentally buy $SPCE thinking it's the SpaceX IPO ticker 2. DocuSign $DOCU the #1 most easily vibe coded saas shocks everyone with good earnings on 6/4 3. OpenAI or Anthropic acquires $AI purely for the ticker 4. Retail accidentally buy $AI thinking it's the OpenAI ticker when they file for IPO 5. Trump will say "Buy AI" which will cause $AI stock to rise
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
NYC Mayor Mamdani's Tenant Director, Cea Weaver: "We'll transition from treating property as an individual good to a collective good. Whites especially will be impacted."
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Achenrocker 🇺🇸
Achenrocker 🇺🇸@achenrocker·
@KillaKreww Man or woman talking about how rich, famous and/or how many people you've banged is the definition of no class.
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Killa 🌺
Killa 🌺@KillaKreww·
Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳 “I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
This guy says he refuses to wear white, blue or red while “i’m ashamed to be an American” plays in the background.
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Gabe Monroy
Gabe Monroy@gabemonroy·
Rivian bet on an integrated in-car UI/UX instead of CarPlay and Android Auto — despite tons of consumer pressure. Their new assistant and native Google Maps experience vindicated that bet completely. Kudos to the @Rivian crew.
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Josh A@JoshEAllen·
@achenrocker @Hilbe That’s hilarious! How much is your sales tax in Texas? It’s 0% in Oregon. You’re still paying dude.
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