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@EdmontonOilers @Enterprise Lose 4-0 at home to the Panthers who have players trash talking the Oilers....and not one of them leaves with a bruise. LOL!

"I thought the effort was there we just couldn’t find a goal."   Coach Knoblauch provides post-game comments after the #Oilers 4-0 loss.   @Enterprise | #LetsGoOilers

@EdmontonOilers @sentinelstorage Nice effort you losers! LOL!

Homestand continues on Saturday vs. the Lightning. @sentinelstorage | #LetsGoOilers

@jsbmbaggedmilk Maybe some hitty hitty. And some give a shitty shitty.

Less passy passy, more shooty shooty.

@cuporbuster Bobs is gonna shut the wankers out...

At a funeral, check my phone, Oilers getting tortured by the Panthers for the millionth time, it’s pride night, could this day get any worse

@TheMrWilhauk The Canucks pounded the Panthers two nights ago. Like c'mon man!

Absolutely disgusted by the Oilers tonight…. Complete no show against this team… of all teams! No heart, no desire, no leadership Disgusting performance #LetsGoOilers

@tyleryaremchuk LOL! Ya got that right! Especially 97. He be like looking for 29 cross seam through the entire bench of the other team.

You could send an Oiler on a solo expedition to the moon, send a net up there, put em on a breakaway and they’d still try to pass the fucking puck.

@EdmontonOilers @RogersPlace @Sportsnet @CHED880 Yah...GAME ON! Wakey! Wakey! Earth to Oilers. Come in Oilers. LOL!

GAME ON 🏒 The puck is down between the #Oilers & Panthers at @RogersPlace! 📺: @Sportsnet 📻: @CHED880 #LetsGoOilers

@quotesdaily100 Would that be a 12"x12" square or is that too much?

The difference between a foggy mind and a sharp one is sitting in your kitchen right now. 1. Blueberries – a full cup eaten fresh every single morning 2. Fatty fish – on your plate a minimum of three times weekly 3. Walnuts – exactly 7 pieces as a daily non negotiable 4. Dark chocolate above 70 percent – one square after lunch 5. Turmeric – half a teaspoon stirred into warm milk before bed 6. Broccoli – one cup steamed or roasted four times per week 7. Pumpkin seeds – a loose handful as your midday snack 8. Green tea – two cups replacing whatever else you were drinking 9. Eggs – two every morning specifically for the choline in the yolk 10. Extra virgin olive oil – one tablespoon poured over whatever you eat

@EdmontonOilers First game back home after a road trip. Hmmm, should I skip this game and watch the Oscars?

Cam & Paige outline the keys for tonight against Nashville, highlighting the importance of the #Oilers getting off to a good start in the opener of their four-game homestand 🔑

@jimmathesonnhl Time for an "accidental" collision in practice.

Jarry could go down on conditioning loan but he would have to been legitimately injured and on LTIR. He is not injured. Yes they could call up Pickard and his $1m cap hit to give them 3 goalies but Oilers only have $300,000 in cap space. So another player fiscal move

@JPN_PMO False alarm...it was a rubber chicken.

[Emergency alert] North Korea has launched a suspected ballistic missile. More updates to follow.

@Devin_Heroux @cbcsports @CurlingCanada That was special! I cannot believe the shots I witnessed from the team. Congratulations!!!

CANADA 🇨🇦 FOR THE WIN THE CANADIAN WHEELCHAIR CURLING TEAM HAS WON GOLD. THEY ARE PARALYMPIC CHAMPIONS. THEY WENT UNDEFEATED. CANADA DEFEATS CHINA IN A THRILLER.

@SportsnetSpec They cough up more chances than a cat coughs up a hairball.

Two things can be true: EDM almost never plays sound defensive hockey in front of Jarry. But Jarry doesn't make enough saves to allow his team time to recover. Meanwhile, Ingram usually gets the good Oilers. But when they cough up a chance, he gives them the save they need.

@EdmontonOilers @sentinelstorage Get a gift power play for puck over glass and three times McDavid has his pufter cross-seam pass tipped/intercepted. He will never learn.

no goals to report after 2️⃣0️⃣ @SentinelStorage | #LetsGoOilers

@EdmontonOilers @Enterprise That had to be the worse game for passing instead of shooting where the pass is tipped/intercepted results in nothing. Take the shot! Well whatever you won the game .

"I think it’s important that we can sacrifice some offence to play better defensive hockey." Coach Knoblauch speaks after the #Oilers divisional win in Vegas. @Enterprise | #LetsGoOilers

@EdmontonOilers Someone should be holding the broken stick! Lol!

GoodKnight, Oil Country 🔧🦺 #LetsGoOilers

@SportsnetSpec And Hyman with two chances to beat the goalie with a shot tries to pass through the "invisible" Vegas D and it goes nowhere. FFS.

Oilers have had three Grade A's and hit a post in the opening 5:00 - and killed off a penalty. Excellent start, tho nothing to show for it.

@qauckenbush17 Try again next year

What do the oilers even do at this point. For real.

@iamufohunter Let go my ego!

What's stopping humans to just live in peace togather ?

@AP "Ding dong....!"

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