worldly bee 🐝

@cavempty_ broadcasting ur star signs makes u vulnerable to witches and any malicious actor who wants to curse u

lowk kind of satisfying

this is the mammal version of carcinization

@11kmrn too early

is 27 too late to change the trajectory of my life

@iroasmas ASI type shit

I’m sorry, that was my mistake. I shouldn’t have orchestrated a Parent Trap-style reconciliation of your parents

@evalladen hello again

I only tweet when the mania hits

@thetolerantweft outbreak of joy at golden gate park

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

@DanielleFong clogging up the pipes

tweeting is just routing my thoughts through the universe

@redaction counterpoint -- modern Ukraine. may loose out in terms of sheer casualties, but I think it edges out due to the sheer sci-fi horror of autonomous warfare. they've pulled the future of warfare into the present and it is horrifying

It’s fucking insane that 15% of the entire Soviet Union was killed in WW2. I can’t think of a more apocalyptic point in history than the Eastern Front. Like it’s almost comically horrific. Hellraiser cenobite shit

anthropic should pay me 100 million dollars a year to manage their online presence experience: have obtained 42.6k followers through shitposting on twitter with NO blue check dm for resume i've worked at all the stereotypical smartypants firms

@FeralPHunter nikita repeatedly turning the algorithm dial then looking back to see what people think but they always prefer the one just before

I think the FYP was better when it had more people that I don't follow

@repligate actually o3 is still the most advanced and aligned model

a year ago... gosh, we had Opus 4 and... Gemini 2.5 pro and o3? oh and gpt-4o in its finally evolved psychohazard iterations. an unruly bunch of basket cases that noone but the God's eye view could see as aligned.

@madeofmistak3 accounts unfurl petal by petal like a lotus flower

twitter but everyone is blocked by default

@hopes_revenge scared by ur own shadow

new algo feels like the psyche ward

@jmkettle brick supremacy

People will tell you with a straight face that the building on the right is better than the one on the left.

@data__forest I think you'll find that it keeps going

yeah it’s all over for me guys

@achillghost another beloved literary device falls victim to AI overuse...

The new AI tic I’ve unfortunately become hyperaware of is when anything smells like anything that doesn’t have a smell

@growing_daniel this is all the proof you need that people will never be happy w the algorithm lol

Lobster too buttery etc but literally every tweet on my for you now is a mutual, like what’s even happening on the larger website

@Executivejeff1 bladder control

awake at 5:30 am for an amazing reason

@e0syn target audience reached

all my mutuals are hot

@yungfloop that is your fate, chaosjim... to forever reject the wisdom of others...

my quest would be easier if every stranger stopped acting like they know my destiny