populist frog

@futurenomics depends if my gf is asking or not

@acryptofounder I mean… are you single? If so kinda proves my point

@IsabelSteckel sex is better on pip tbqh

@khushkhushkhush why not grow a backbone and spend company card or blacks. worked in the 1800s

$100m product idea for uber: allowing people to put a regular or comfort uber on their work card and then pay for an uber black upgrade via their personal card

which one do they wash they pussy in

something i’ve noticed in japan is that there’s no reciprocal respect between ppl. i think creates an unnecessary beat mogging culture

If you’re a terrorist at what point do you call it a day in the 4-hour TSA line

@emmysteuer ever since i can remember, i always told my dad this growing up

I’d marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money?

I’m like cat here, a no name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don’t even belong to each other

type shit

@yacineMTB me w anal

there's fuck you money, but then there is fuck you skills. you can be so skilled that you don't actually have to care about what people think. you'll be fine no matter what

@emmysteuer i was the ugly chick bagging at vons at 15

Seeing people hating on this just reminds me how privileged you all are. When I was 15 I was working full time at a grocery store for $7.50 an hour. If you think this is negative for his development I think you just lack perspective. Good for him and I’m glad he isn’t slaving away at a grocery store, he has the opportunity to escape the rigorous underclass labor

@Charlygotyou skill issue maybe?

can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire

@futurenomics this was my lie when i failed drug tests in rehab.

apparently eating poppy seeds can cause false positives for heroin on drug tests. Singapore's solution? Banning poppy seeds.

@futurenomics except when i go to paul’s baby grand w my friend who cheats all the time.

@futurenomics idt i’ve ever taken advice from a non single person

the easiest way to end up single is to take relationship advice from single people

free will exists btw. led facing flight attendant

When youre talking to a 10/10 baddie and she starts sending her random selfies without ur asking

@lindictivex yeah! i’ll bring bag and a couple 30 racks. you bring the wii fit. we’re gonna play the meditation and tight rope game racked as fuck

serious question- would anyone in SF be interested if I threw a party but ur not allowed to talk about work or share ur profession

they did not catch me bringing in baby powder into japan. time to flip this for a 100x. the katsu curry premium is what i like to call it

@garrytan being driven by hate is never sustainable. you’re simply copemaxxing rn

I guess the amazing thing that my haters don't understand is you have no idea how much I eat your hate for breakfast. I am uniquely a person who is driven by all the energy you give me in particular.