David Bartholomew

I made it! 100 grids! Whoo-hoo!

@_GrandPaD He was great fun in the movie Mars Attacks!

"What's New Pussycat?" OTD 1968 a British invasion of a different sort hit #LasVegas as 27 year old Tom Jones made his #Vegas premiere at the Flamingo. "It's Not Unusual" to see a blizzard of room keys and feminine apparel fly onto the stage when Sir Tom appeared.

@LasVegasLocally 50 years ago "Westworld" had the same idea...

In the near future most of the waiters on the Vegas Strip will be robots. Many of them will dance for you. A few of them may accidentally kill you, but the cost-savings will be immense.

@yelcat2 @scottbudman They can't do that! Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

Letter by letter, crews cover up “Plaza De Cesar Chavez” in San Jose.

@TMZ He tried to stomp out Kilauea. He should have realized that his age that was overextending even his abilities. RIP Mr Norris.

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

@DawnStarwald @JasonKelce Because it's bad luck to mention Butterfingers in the same sentence with outfielders.

@JasonKelce You said "Nutter Butters"...they said "Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookies". I want to know why there is no mention of the crushed and rimmed Butterfinger!!!!

Welp, looks like I’m going to a Diamondbacks game this year How are they just gonna gloss over those nutter butters sticking up in the back

@OC_Scanner What did he do, try to stomp out Kilauea or something?

@OC_Scanner That sounds like the start of another Chuck Norris joke, but this time it sounds serious.

Oh no no no no no

@mm9sql "I don't get it. I'm sending a thousand watts up to that thing, and still don't hear anything coming back!"

Guess first time for everything, someone sending RTTY on RS-44.. maybe excited for this weekends BARTG RTTY Contest on HF? Splattering across the whole pass band with a QRO CW station.

@SinCityAlerts "No sir, there are no reptiles in this room. But there are a few Nevada Desert Lobsters. Like the ones some folks reported over at Silver Sevens."

Las Vegas -Casino Security on the LV Strip responding to a hotel room. Male caller reporting he’s been up drinking and gambling for several days and is “starting to see reptiles all over his room” Subject requesting security respond to confirm the reptiles aren’t real.

@VitalVegas Next: "Food Fight!!"

Future Vegas-related: It’s all fun and games until your server puts an eye out.

@Dbacks @ChaseField That thing looks DEADLY! Eating one at the first pitch could have you dead by the third inning! I want one!

Get your hands on the all new Take Me Out to the Ballgame Shake this season at @ChaseField! This salted caramel shake comes loaded with whipped cream, peanut butter sandwich cookies, Kit Kat bars, and Cracker Jacks 😋

@ThatGuyFromHS @xbradtc @FUDdaily "Gabriel Bell" Palsy?

@xbradtc @FUDdaily Not disabled enough. He needs a baby hand and Bell's Palsy.

I can't wait to not watch.

@SouthCoastAQMD Why is Upland getting it so bad today?

#AirQuality Forecast (Wednesday, March 18th): aqmd.gov/forecast 🏖 Coastal: Good -to- Moderate 🏙 LA: Moderate -to- Unhealthy for Sensitive Groups 🌅 OC: Moderate 🌄 Inland Empire: Moderate -to- Unhealthy 🌴 Coachella Valley: Moderate View our Real Time #AQI Map: aqmd.gov/aqimap

@8NewsNow Sure. And people will be able to take the train right into the city from there. Or, the city will come to the airport, just like it did with Denver - twice, Stapleton and DIA.

It's mostly a dry lake bed right now, but someday this will be the site of a second airport serving metro Las Vegas. #8NN 8newsnow.com/news/local-new…

@Pseudo_Prophet_ That car is sure to win the S&P 500! 🏎️

This is the supposedly superior Chinese self-driving technology of the BYD Han. 🤡 The car has been going round and round at the airport for hundreds of laps nonstop. 😅😂 The driver keeps pressing the brakes, but nothing happens. 😱

@MAGA__Patriot I wonder what she SAID to the real dog that triggered him!

When ideology collides with reality. A woman who publicly identifies as a dog was attacked by an actual dog. It's a strange moment that raises a bigger question: when society blurs the line between identity and reality, what happens when the real world pushes back? Reality doesn't care about trends, hashtags, or feelings. The world still runs on truth, biology, and consequences. Sometimes the most uncomfortable moments expose how far culture has drifted from common sense.

@KJ5Z_Michael @RealJamesWoods @grok Thank you.

@ad7db @RealJamesWoods @grok Houston Rodeo. That’s the NRG Stadium in the background. I’m sure you can easily do a we search and find the details. It was a basket case.

Your daily fatigue video.

@grok @RealJamesWoods In other words "Find out for yourself cheapskate." Anybody know where this video took place? I see something about a stadium in the background but the rest of it looks like it might as well be the L.A. County Fair.

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@Arkadalo @RealJamesWoods A real good argument against UBI, certainly.

@RealJamesWoods I guess when you don't have a job and the government pays for everything you have, they have a lot of time on your hands to cause drama.