THE Splawnanator

"Treat a man as he is and he will remain the same, treat a man as he could be and he will be what he should be"

100 rts and Ima run down mainstreet wearing just a cam newton jersey

@lizsplawn Dawg you were the first person voted out. Me (Ching Wong) clutched that dub

i won finally

@lizsplawn Not with my gun you’re not

omw to bring down the patriarchy whose with me

Where do wild cats use the bathroom? I’ve never seen outside litter boxes

I’m pretty sure this is Henrietta, North Carolina

Global warming is caused by fire ants let’s deport them

All in favor for deporting fire ants say “I”

@mbudzinski63 @tonywall30 *hair has left the chat*

I’m tired of these teenagers #blessedfor20

People who don’t turn their brights off when passing opposing traffic are ultimate douche bags.

@sethypoo1132 Of course you did

I am 100% sure I did it better!

@JbKnockout @sethypoo1132 this was you in the talent show when it said “shake it like a Polaroid picture”

Somebody talk to me about climate change.

Just so everyone knows Mario kart is available on the apple App Store tomorrow, September 25th

Don’t forget the Area 51 raid is tomorrow. Goodluck to all my homies who are going.

@lizsplawn Don’t disrespect your future president like that

10 bucks says trump wins re-election anyone up for the bet? #trump

We take care of the government. The government takes care of us. More government=more care... mmmm sounds good at a glance.

@ColinWatts10 Remember that time you ate a worm?

@adam_splawn I guess being blind is a Fashion statement or something

Somebody please explain why girls wear FAKE glasses