liz

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liz

@lizsplawn

cat mom • she/her • fuck the patriarchy

Colorado, USA Katılım Aralık 2012

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julia@juumelo_·17h

we literally live in a dystopian world where beautiful girls are forced to use excel

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Jordanreviewsittt@jordanreviewsit·1d

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

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noor °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･@winter_rosiee·6d

Sansa Stark when she reached kings landing

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liz@lizsplawn·15 Nis

😭😭😭

Mike 📺@michaelcollado

Coworker and I are in the same Google Doc at 10:22pm

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farah@mfarrahh·14 Nis

i will never shut up about my cat!

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K A C E Y@KaceyMusgraves·14 Nis

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Logan Graf@LoganGrafTax·13 Nis

Tax pros reviewing tax returns the week of the deadline:

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Softboy@softboywin·12 Nis

I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I’d be like OMG

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Antidepressant Content@depressionlesss·11 Nis

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𝖗𝖊𝖉✞@_redfeels·11 Nis

Me desperately searching through outlook emails to prove whose fault it was

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Vittoria@vitt2tsnoc·10 Nis

This has made me laugh so much

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Ernest Strawfield@FKAGEORGEY·8 Nis

Strawberry shortcake if you can hear me pls help me

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lily ❤️‍🔥🪩🐞@lilys_garden13·9 Nis

i hate it here lunar valleys so i will go to in my mind

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☾เѵყ☽@IvyD666·8 Nis

with great boobs comes great responsibility

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Fenrishion || store closed~@Fenrishion·8 Nis

she's probably been wondering how we've been all these years too...🥲

anna@charliekclly

we're the only planet in our solar system with only one moon and she is our best friend and we're locked in orbit together so she's always facing us and now we're going back over there to say hi

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abet𓄀@abetblessings·7 Nis

this song truly changed my life

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philosophy memes 🔗@philosophymeme0·7 Nis

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Mar ;@ihoonlatte·5 Nis

cuando me doy cuenta que no voy a pasar toda mi vida junto a mi gata pero ella va a pasar toda la suya conmigo

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gigi🪽🍵🎐@gwenythgandy·4 Nis

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