Adam Bourn

Fake academies They love calling friendlies ‘showcase’ games #morons

@Gunnersc0m Stop tinkering with a winning formula.

If you could give Mikel Arteta one piece of advice, what would it be?

@NinaBracewell “Many seats unsold”, yet I know dozens of ETSC members who have been unsuccessful in their applications. Something isn’t right.

It will be a big flop. #WorldCup2026

74’ BJ ON VALENTINES DAY! 😍 🔵 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙬 1️⃣ - 4️⃣ 𝙇𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙤𝙣 🔴

@SkySportsPL @GNev2 why do you constantly make these stats up about Gyokores?! 🙈 9 touches in the 18th min alone yet in the 31st min you claim he’s had just 1 touch! #everyweek #gaslighting

I've just worked out that the brand new discounted season tickets for the rest of the @hadleyfc season (10 matches) is a huge 214 times cheaper than a ticket for this year's @FIFAWorldCup final (1 match). Marvellous!

An iconic song performed on an iconic show... The Style Council's 'Headstart For Happiness', performed on Channel 4's 'The Tube'.

@AFC_GLEN Afraid the worst reaction of them all, came from a full paid-up former player who was commentating on the game. Terrible for Neville to try and justify the Liverpool players would be right to go in on Martinelli. What is he thinking?

Cor there is some overreaction on the Martinelli thing. Everyone knows players try and stay on the field if they get injured the fact Martinelli feels and sees Bradley try to get back on the field makes him think it’s not a serious injury and ushers him back off, Yes he shouldn’t have done that. But all he is doing what the product of the game has taught him. Be crazy to think he knows the kid has a serious injury and does that. He just simply reacts to the situation in the moment. A misjudgment on his part. Seeing people he needs banning etc is nonsense.

@AFCAMDEN @SkySports Post your thoughts on Neville’s conduct here… ofcomlive.my.salesforce-sites.com/formentry/Site…

@prodnose Facing a pen from a fellow top-level professional footballer, with the ability to stick it in any corner… trust me, it takes bollocks to take a punt and stand still. If we’re talking Sunday League, not so much.

Apparently, this catch by the keeper was "bravery". This is commentator gibberish of the first rank.

England’s away kit for the World Cup has been leaked. Back in red 🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 What do you think?

@Just_chelseafc @ThatDamnHoare And yet, here we are…

No sponsor is choosing Arsenal over Chelsea btw, not yesterday, not today never! It’s like choosing Atletico over Real Madrid.

@AFC_GLEN It’s bollocks mate. At what point do local authority/mayor of London take a step back and consider how on earth the people that keep London ticking, the tradies, are supposed to survive. I know many that refuse to work in London now, meaning the quality of work suffers.

To park my Van in London just near Waterloo for 4 hrs is £76.58, for the day it will be £153.76 add congestion £168.76 For the week £843.80 For the month £ 3375.20 Yeah that’s fucked I need to make that before you make a pound note.

@elliereeves @LondonLabour Are you literally taking the piss?

✅450,000 children lifted out of poverty. ✅£150 off your energy bills. ✅Cutting NHS waiting lists. A Labour Budget, with Labour values. 🌹

@_TottenhamTalk_ @wkhughes 😂😂😂

Arsenal have no striker and their best goal scoring threat is also missing. With the lineup we are playing I genuinely think we keep a clean sheet here. Tottenham 2-0 Arsenal. Micky Van De Ven Xavi Simons

@rickygervais @TheOfficeBBC 😂😂

We had an official complaint from a lovely gentleman about this billboard. He claimed he'd seen it in a station and was absolutely disgusted and demanded it be taken down. We explained it was never up. Sometimes the complaints will be false.

Yesterday was a special occasion for @hadleyfc as it was our amazing manager Anthony Clarks 350th match in charge! His record so far... W - 201 D - 55 L - 94 Win percentage a staggering 57.4%. Long may it continue. Thanks Clarky!!!

It’s now 223 days since our defib was used by an anonymous local (hopefully the casualty survived) without being returned to us. Both @EastEnglandAmb & @HertsPolice have fobbed us off after months of hard work by us trying to get it returned. Let’s hope nobody needs it soon!

Reporting for duty Captain! 🇪🇺

@N12gooner Yeah, embarrassed himself twice there.

I speak on behalf of every football fan in England…. What a bellened