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@ThatsSoKatie44 This is exactly how I would rank them

I think this is how we collectively would rank MAYHEM (this is based on the opinions I have seen from the past year)

@_3emeOeil Penguins

👀 Tout le monde ne peut pas voir un autostéréogramme, il faut avoir "l'œil magique". Certaines personnes la voient en quelques secondes, d’autres jamais. Vous voyez quoi ?

@Nerdychick83 Confessions on a Dance Floor was my high school senior year 05-06

I'm sure I've asked this question before but I'm so excited about this new #Madonna era so I thought I would ask to M fans this question: What was the first era of her music for you that you got to experience it fully in real time? Mine was Ray of Light and I was in HS! ❤️🤘

@ShawnOnTheRight So jelly

It’s been settled. I’m moving to Florida. GoodBYEEEEEE DC! 👋🏼

@TonySeruga Can someone explain the legal basis behind something so blatantly unconstitutional? Does the Supremacy Clause not just negate this immediately? Or is this just performative politics and they don't mind wasting taxpayer money in court?

When we give you a warning that someone is CIA, that's not an endorsement, you dipshidiot twatwaffles! ☠️ This wicked witch from Central Casting is a combination of John Brennan, James Clapper, Gina Haspel, Lisa Monaco, and Victoria Nuland with a dash of the Joker. So now outrage is erupting across Virginia after Abigail Spanberger signed HB965 into law, effectively rendering Virginians’ presidential votes null and void, and handing the state's electoral votes to the national popular vote winner regardless of the state's results.

@BruceKingAI @Rightanglenews Possibly?

@Rightanglenews Spanberger is possibly a globalist operative.

BREAKING - Outrage is erupting across Virginia after Abigail Spanberger signed HB965 into law, effectively rendering Virginians’ presidential votes null and void, with the measure handing the states electoral votes to the national popular vote winner regardless of states results.

@NoahRyanCo Bro 🙏🏻

Having the courage to be disliked is more than just cringe-posting on the internet. Its saying no to opportunities that don't align with your worldview. Its burning bridges with "life changing" connections because you value integrity. Its saying what you feel must be said, not just what you want. Its about watching people you respect lose respect for you and being okay with it. Not needing to explain yourself. Knowing the cost and paying it anyway. Its easy to be disliked when stakes are low. Its what you do when stakes are high that matters. It hurts, it stings. Your rational mind will scream at you. It will call you an idiot. A failure. But on the otherside is the true richness that comes from authenticity. Its not euphoric or flashy. Its something much better. A sense of conviction and peace that cannot be found otherwise.

@DrAlmarielao Overreaction

A woman shares a date story from NYC. Everything starts great; good vibes, nice restaurant, smooth conversation. He orders a burger, and when the waitress asks if he wants cheese, he immediately asks if it’s extra. She says yes… over $3. He declines. Then he goes on a mini rant: “Can you believe they’re charging that much just for cheese?” She shrugs it off and says, “This is NYC.” Dinner goes on, everything seems fine. She finishes first, excuses herself to the bathroom… but instead, she finds the waitress, pays the entire bill, and quietly leaves. A few minutes later, he gets a text: “I took care of the bill. You should’ve gotten the cheese… this is NYC.” Some people saw that as savage confidence; like she clocked a scarcity mindset early and opted out. Others think it was overkill… judging someone off a $3 cheese decision might be a stretch, especially in a city where everything feels overpriced. Do you think she handled it right by leaving like that, or did she overreact to something small?

@wakeupnj She'll win. It's all rigged

Don't forget to remind folks in New Jersey's 11th District that there is a special election for Mikie Sherrill's seat The Democratic party is running a left wing socialist Analilia Mejia, get everyone out to vote for Republican Joe Hathaway

أوروبا لا تعاني من "مشكلة" واحدة، بل من ثلاث مشاكل: ثلاث دول أوروبية تعاني من حالة "دوار ما بعد الإمبراطورية" الحاد. أولاً، المملكة المتحدة: تلك الأمة التي صوتت لصالح "بريكست" كي "تستعيد السيطرة"، لتكتشف لاحقاً أنها نسيت تماماً كيف تقود. إن أزمة الهوية البريطانية تشبه مشاهدة أسد متقاعد يحاول تبني نظام غذائي نباتي. لقد استبدلوا الثقة الإمبراطورية ببرامج تدريبية في "الحساسية السلوكية" تليق بقسم موارد بشرية. أرض "تشرشل" تُحكم الآن من قبل بيروقراطية "الدولة المربية" المترامية الأطراف، والتي تخشى الإساءة لأحد على منصة (X) أكثر من خشيتها من الانحدار الفعلي. أما الشرطة البريطانية، التي كانت يوماً ما محط حسد العالم، فتبدو الآن وكأنها تكرس مواردها للتحقيق في "حوادث كراهية غير إجرامية" وطلاء سيارات الدورية بألوان قوس قزح، أكثر مما تفعل في حل جرائم السطو. إنها أمة تتشبث يائسة بجماليات التقاليد — العائلة المالكة، المراسيم، الشاي — بينما نخر "العفن التقدمي" مؤسساتها حتى جعلها تبدو أكثر تطرفاً من حرم جامعة كاليفورنيا. إنهم يريدون "هيبة" القرن التاسع عشر، لكنهم مشلولون بالهشاشة العاطفية للقرن الحادي والعشرين. ثم تأتي فرنسا: العمة الغاضبة المدخنة بشراهة التي ترفض الاعتراف بأنها عاطلة عن العمل منذ عقود. يتجلى "دوار ما بعد الإمبراطورية" لدى فرنسا في حالة دائمة من التمرد التي تتخفى وراء قناع "المشاركة المدنية". هويتها منقسمة بين نخبة واهمة لا تزال تعتقد أن باريس هي عاصمة الكون، وشعب يعبر عن "بهجة الحياة" بحرق مواقف الحافلات كل يوم خميس. يعاني الفرنسيون من "عقدة نابليونية" بدون وجود نابليون؛ فهم يطالبون بمستوى معيشة إمبراطورية فاتحة بينما يعملون 35 ساعة في الأسبوع ويتقاعدون في سن يكون فيه معظم الأمريكيين في قمة عطائهم. ينظرون للقيم "الجمهورية" والعلمانية المتشددة، ومع ذلك فقدت الدولة سيطرتها على مساحات شاسعة من ضواحيها. فرنسا باختصار هي متحف جميل في الهواء الطلق، حيث القيمون عليه في إضراب، والحراس يخشون الزوار، والإدارة مشغولة بإلقاء المحاضرات على بقية العالم حول "العظمة" (Grandeur) بينما فواتير الكهرباء لم تُدفع بعد. أخيراً لدينا ألمانيا: العملاق العصبي الذي قرر أن الطريقة الوحيدة للتكفير عن تاريخه هي ارتكاب "انتحار صناعي" بطيء. إن "دوار ما بعد الإمبراطورية" في ألمانيا هو مرض مناعي أخلاقي؛ فالبلاد مرعوبة من ظلها لدرجة أنها استبدلت الفخر الوطني بجلد الذات العنيف وقوانين إعادة التدوير. هويتهم مبنية على كونهم "القوة الأخلاقية العظمى"، وهو ما يترجم عملياً إلى إغلاق محطات الطاقة النووية التي تعمل بكفاءة تامة من أجل حرق الفحم القذر، كل ذلك بينما يلقون الدروس على جيرانهم حول البصمة الكربونية. إنها أمة من المهندسين الذين هندسوا مجتمعاً لا يعمل. الروح الألمانية، التي عرفت يوماً بالكفاءة والانضباط، تحورت إلى بيروقراطية مشلولة حيث ملء الاستمارة الصحيحة أهم من النتيجة النهائية. إنهم مستميتون لتجنب الظهور بمظهر "التهديد" لدرجة أنهم تحولوا أساساً إلى منظمة غير حكومية ضخمة تمتلك جيشاً يستخدم "مقابض المكنسات" بدلاً من البنادق، خوفاً من أن يُفسر إظهار أي حزم على أنه انتكاسة للماضي.

@HansMahncke Agree on COVID, disagree on MH370

It’s so tiresome that a bunch of ignorant (or corrupt, take your pick) people have kicked off the “Covid came from a market” nonsense all over again. That didn’t happen, we know it didn’t happen, and we also know what did. The only missing pieces are fine points, like who exactly did what, and when. But the big questions on Covid’s origin have all been answered. It’s exactly like the supposed mystery of MH370. We know the pilot hijacked his own plane and sent it into the Indian Ocean. No honest and informed person doubts that. The only unknowns are the details, like how and when he killed everyone on board, and whether he tried to ditch the plane or killed himself first. Covid is the same. The Wuhan Institute of Virology had long been manipulating coronaviruses. After Obama banned gain-of-function experiments in the U.S., Fauci funneled money through EcoHealth and outsourced those experiments to Wuhan. After doing that for a few years, they hatched a plan to insert furin cleavage sites into coronaviruses, fully aware that these sites made the viruses exponentially more dangerous. They then asked the Pentagon to fund that experiment, supposedly to protect soldiers from SARS, like some guy in Antarctica buying snake-bite insurance. The Pentagon said no, but the Chinese already had the blueprint and went ahead anyway, in unsafe conditions, because they didn’t care. The virus escaped and the rest is history.

@justalexoki Average

genuinely asking now: is this actually a good looking man?

@lg7secrets Please not Chappell Roan I’m sorry!!

Besides composing the soundtrack for TDWP 2, “Shape Of a Woman” is the kickoff of an all-female project that Lady Gaga has with Doechii, Chappell Roan, Peggy Gou, Caroline Polachek and a few other standout names. 👠🔥🪶

@coreytimes I can relate to this

I have high standards for a relationship but even higher for myself. I do not actively date because I am aware that I have not fulfilled some of the requirements I would want in a partner myself. A lot of gay men avoid dating altogether because of this

@SaintGiles Keep going brother. It only gets better

It’s been 50 days since I made this tweet. Still not touched a drop of alcohol or taken any drugs etc. lord knows I’ve been tempted but it’s just not worth going down that hole again. Never felt better 🤍

I will not send you guys DMs; I will make it public. My family has been planning this vacation for over 9 months. We paid for our suite on the cruise for a family of 5, totaling upwards of $7,000. We are supposed to arrive at the harbor by 2 p.m., with the ship sailing at 4. We booked a super-early flight that cost a little over $1,400, and I paid $240 for extra luggage. For this vacation, my wife and I cleared our calendars, with a running cost of at least $30,000 for the whole week. Last night we tried to check in but realized the flight was overbooked, and even after checking in, we weren’t assigned seat numbers. I also paid $80 for remote parking at DFW for 6 days, just for convenience. We told my wife we had to get to the airport. Our flight was at 6:30 a.m., so we left home at 3:30 a.m. and arrived before 5 a.m. The first attendant told us there weren’t enough flight attendants, so the flight was cancelled. We spoke to another one, who said it was a weather issue in Miami. What I know is that the flight went to Miami, but because it was overbooked, they randomly cancelled some passengers. What upsets me most is that my wife warned me about this airline. Also, my son is supposed to turn 9 on Wednesday, all of that is gone. Royal Caribbean did not refund our money. My children’s spring break and my son’s birthday have been ruined just because we booked with Spirit Airlines.

@BGatesIsaPyscho He always sounds a little like that

People everywhere are speculating what information US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent was told by the President after he abruptly left his interview - and returned visibly shaken and unable to talk without stammering…..? The Man is seriously shaken to his very core.

@lonelyfag15 Trying to figure out what to tell my barber to get this haircut

what an absolute champ. this level of coolness under pressure proves he was more than qualified.

@realdefender45 I have experience with OPRAs and the NJ DOE. They did the same thing to us; extension after extension for months. Then they brought it up later, when we were working with them on a different project. They were annoyed that we gave them extra work to do. Useless bureaucrats

Transparency check in New Jersey: Under OPRA law, government agencies must respond to public records requests within 7 business days. I filed a request asking the NJ Department of Education for records showing which outside organizations received grant funding and how much taxpayer money they received. Since December… I’ve received six extensions. Still no records. Taxpayers shouldn’t have to fight this hard to see where their money is going. Transparency is not optional in a republic.

@juansondeluxe @Babygravy9 The Mos Eisley Cantina

@Babygravy9 I went to the Belmar boardwalk last summer and it felt like that scene in Star Wars where Luke and Obi Wan go to the cantina and it’s packed to the walls with every conceivable type of life form throwing menacing looks and loudly clamoring in their alien tongues

God, New Jersey is bleak.