Adarsh Rai

yaar font toh accha use kar lete...

@KrispyKremeInd leaving mumbai is still one of the saddest things to ever happen to me.

A silent crackdown has been sweeping through India's capital. Such is the fear that few are willing to speak about it. #Thread

pls amplify: there's call for a countrywide candlelight vigil today by the all india progressive women's association to show solidarity with the hathras victim's family at 7pm. if you can bang utensils, you can light a candle and think about some inherited casteism too.

If I could have any superpower, I'd choose to be invisible and slap the shit out of Arnab while he was on air.

Frankly, I’m convinced that half of my problems will be solved once I get to go to Japan

50 billion yen is about 3662 crores. Why is India borrowing this from Japan for “Covid Emergency” when a so-called Covid-19 PM CARES fund already has over 12,000 crores? Simple - PM CARES is a personal fund for Modi & BJP. Make India indebted while siphoning off money.

Dear @nsitharaman ji: Narendra Modi is NOT a God no matter what you folks in the BJP think of him. His incompetent & deliberate destruction of the Indian economy can’t, ergo, be called an “Act of God”.

@HDFC_Bank @HDFCBank_Cares I hate your goddamn bank.

Can we all just call him Bhau-Bhau now?

This is the best thing I've heard in a long time. youtube.com/watch?v=kXF3VY…

@dominos_india last three times I've eaten your pizza, they sucked. Honestly, what happened guys?

Modiji’s speech in a nutshell

Also may I remind you: THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT THE COUNTRY. The job of any responsible person who genuinely cares about our nation is to question the ruling party when it acts selfishly, incompetently & against national interest. Never forget that.

I just realised ye bichare ACP Pradyuman ko 20 saal se promotion hi nahi mila.

Technicians been closing the hatch for so long now; reel life is get, set, take off. #Demo2

Why do we need the PM doing stuff like “aerial surveys of disaster affected areas” when there’s drones & cutting-edge satellite technologies that can give him high-res images on demand sitting in Delhi? Why does everything have to be an expensive performance for this man?

NOTHING TRIGGERS BROWN MOMS MORE THAN EATING MAIDA

BJP should remember that any Central aid to West Bengal is NOT coming from Narendra Modi’s personal retirement fund. It’s public money paid in taxes by Indians across the country including Bengalis. Modi is NOT doing charity - his megalomania shouldn’t make him forget that.