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Love is disgusting. Also I’m cute and single 😇

Portland be like: This used to be an open-air fentanyl market. Look! now it’s a Nike ad!

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(based on true events) @Seinfeld2000 ELANE: my mailman liked me on hinge JERY: your mailman liked you on hinge? ELANE: yep GERGE: and you’re sure it’s him ELANE: yep JERY: well, are you gonna match with him? ELANE: idk... he knows my address! JERY: well, that is his job

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im a slut for movies with rainy downtown driving scenes like taxi driver, and Fallen Angels, which i just watched. drop ur recs ⬇️

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BREAKING!! Portland man hits on girl 30 years younger than him, opening with how they have the same Birkenstocks on

@pixiesuccubus girl lets just do our own trip

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@bottlestickers it cant hurt

I was feeling a little tired of my current job this morning so I looked real quick online and found an associate director position at a local college ministry that’s open and now I’m having a C R I S I S about whether to apply

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Fell to my Knees and Started crying when i Remembered girls Get sad

I agreed to and wrote my mid year review, I need a trophy and a promotion now