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Just met a Reform UK voting couple who didn't know it opposed: Rise in minimum wage End of two-child benefit cap Expansion of free school meals, free breakfast clubs Help with school uniforms Horrified that they would lose big from Reform How many others voted without knowing?

Reform UK say they will be tough on sex criminals. The reality?

@joelycett my emo name would be Pat Gout

@AlexiLalas Eggs

Hello, Sunshine. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy. What are we yelling about?

@fesshole Put them on a mug for Christmas

I don't think my boss realises that every time an attractive woman joins a Teams call, he leans forward & does an 'ooo' almost exactly like that Christian Bale gif. I've been screenshotting him do it & have made a collage out of the pics. Not sure what I'll do with it

@fesshole Fake moustache and glasses

Teacher here. Just discovered my 4:45pm parents evening appointment this Thursday is with a woman who I had a one night stand with from a dating app last year and then ghosted. Help.

In July, I FOI'd the Home Office for the full breakdown of spending on the Rwanda scheme I was refused because the government planned to publish the data in future, and today is the day. These numbers are in millions gov.uk/government/pub…

This was an utterly indefensible waste of public money.

Bloody hell - here is The Telegraph saying if you can't get pissed & molest women you work with, what's the point.

@EdLacey I'd just walk straight to the bar

@RocketLong3 Crazy how people forget how explosive and impressive Owen was before his spell at Newcastle

Where’s Owen!?

@jordbocko @itsSamMichael Dog dirt

@itsSamMichael This sounds like an Athletico Mince bit 😂

Suella Braverman’s speech in Washington this evening contains a blistering attack on pro-LGBT Tories. She says the pride (progress) flag has been flown on govt buildings as if marking “occupied territory”, accusing Tory colleagues of supporting a “horrible political campaign” which supports the “mutilation of children” and leaves her “physically repulsed”.

Thames Water paid its shareholders £230 for every hour it dumped sewage. Dumped sewage for 196,414 hours, paid £45.2m in dividends. 28% of customer bill is spent servicing Thames Water's debts. No new reservoir since 1989. Privatisation is a scam. weownit.org.uk/privatisation-…

Rishi Sunak held a USA green card while he was Chancellor. Sunak was then fined for Partygate and doled out BILLIONS to Tory donors and associates for PPE. Then we had Nadhim Zahawi as Chancellor who while Chancellor was negotiating with HMRC the tax he'd avoided and then lied about it Then Kwasi Kwarteng who went for drinks with hedge funders straight after the mini budget. Tory friends made hundreds of millions shorting the pound that day.... The charlatans of Downing Street #GeneralElection

Let’s do this

@FCBarcelona Feels a bit @stokecity this

THE BEST BUILT GOAL ⚒️ #StanleyTools

@MailSport @Ian_Ladyman_DM @chris_sutton73 @martinkeown5 @DailyMailUK He asks him where to play, and then plays him there

The Great Foden Debate: How does Gareth Southgate get Man City’s star man in the England team for Euro 2024? 🤔 Mail Sport's experts @Ian_Ladyman_DM, @chris_sutton73 and @martinkeown5 can't agree 😬 Read more on @DailyMailUK 👇

DWP bank snooping powers would allow monitoring of accounts of landlords, carers and parents. Govt will snoop without suspicion, court order or right to appeal. It will spend £370m to set-up the scheme. Tell your family, friends, MP, union to oppose it. mirror.co.uk/money/dwp-bank…