Anne Dolamore

Liz Truss says she hates handouts. So why is she collecting her £115,000 a year ex-PM pension, for the shortest, worst ever premiership? She even said she wouldn't collect it. But of course she does.

‘The golfer from Mara lago’ 🫢

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

Truly shocking and displays breathtaking ignorance by the school and the local council. Must not be allowed to happen anywhere else. Greater Manchester school library censorship: who is accountable? - Index on Censorship share.google/hAMveDYapN9Y4G…

@tomdoorley Clearly never encountered the Maillard reaction.

The ability to cook?

@ChezBruce @MattChristmas1 Sadly don't suppose it will still be on the menu when I come for lunch on 17th April.

Can’t imagine many Michelin-starred restaurants will have this on the menu at the moment! 💪💪👏👏

Cathy Newman, "Trump smashed up the old world order, the UK and EU are wondering what to do about it" "Keir Starmer offered closer ties with the EU, why not go the whole hog and rejoin the EU, with the majority of the country in favour?" Sir Michael Morpurgo, "It was the greatest mistake this country has made since the war, I have no doubt about that at all" "I mean to turn our back on our neighbours in that way, not just in terms of trade but in terms of culture and everything" "It was a ridiculous decision" "Somehow we have to understand when we make a mistake, we admit it and make a change"

@mark_slapinski This is real 🤣🤣😅🤧 #TrumpPedófilo #epsteinlist #epstien

So when are the residents of Bentham going to get themselves an Erin Brockovich In Our Blood: The Forever Chemicals Scandal review – no one should have to live like this theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

An indignant Laura Kuenssberg asks Communities Secretary Steve Reed. "why would Israel say something that is not true." Give me strength, where do you even start with this? #BBCLauraK

Wonderful woman. A culinary legend Stephanie Alexander: ‘I get enraged at the idea that to be healthy has become a trend’ theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

@BBCNewsnight @Itwitius Such an interesting and informed explanation about the situation in the Strait of Hormuz. Makes a change from ill informed speculation.

Author and journalist Tim Marshall says it is “extremely hard” to open up the Strait of Hormuz by force #Newsnight

The Four Horse's Asses of the Apocalypse.

I have won every battle, and there have been many. My finest hour was to accuse them of ultra vires over a parking bay suspension that they wrongly issued me with a ticket for and boy did they back peddle. Think they probably had to consult their lawyers. A useful phrase.

@JohnJCrace Re your encounter with Wandsworth over parking. I have lived in the borough for almost 40 years and advice for the future. Their default setting is to reject every first appeal. Kick it back to them and especially with photos to support counter argument.

Words of wisdom from Tim Lang as ever. Sadly our government isn't interested in the question of food. UK must stockpile food in readiness for climate shocks or war, expert warns theguardian.com/global-develop…

In career spanning brilliant pieces @MarinaHyde this is outstanding. Laugh out loud. Though mention of Zack and boobs unfair. Having romped into third place in Gorton and Denton, Labour is celebrating its success with a word salad | Marina Hyde theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@tomdoorley Definitely on my TBR list

These books combine scholarship and readability, they are a feast, four delicious page-turners...

I wanted an oven with a knob. Instead I got a world of pain | Adrian Chiles theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Brava @MarinaHyde as ever spot on. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…