Allison Benningfield

If its not Natalie Cassidy I will eat my bush #maskedsingeruk

I still think dressed crab could be Ru Paul #maskedsingeruk

Whats the beef with Tulisa? #imaceleb2024

@jennyeclair Man walks into a pet shop. Can I help you says shop assistant. Yes replies man. I'd like to purchase a wasp please. Oh I'm afraid we don't sell wasps says assistant. Oh really but you have one in your window says man. 😄

I’m not inclined to leave twitter - because if all the people who post nice stuff leave - then we are allowing the cess pit people take over - let’s fill this thing with art and books and birds and flowers and jokes etc - let’s swamp it with good stuff - reclaim it

Sitting in a bar in Skiathos listening to my hero. Love this guy.

@BoyGeorge The only thing that is important is family. Cherish.

If nothing matters. What’s actually important?

@RealKiefer A legend, a maestro of his art and a fantastic human. God speed Donald xx

My family and I have been overwhelmed by the outpouring of condolences and support over the last 24 hours. Thank you very much.

@DavidBowieGlam Or Starsky

Lou Reed or Jeff Lynne?

@TheLastLeg Why am I messaging Alex Anal Bum Party Anyway album should be Another Prick In The Wall #AlexAnAlbumParty

Why am I messaging Alex Anal Bum Party Anyway album should be Another Prick In The Wall #AlexAnAlbumParty

@thismorning Sian Welby. What a star. Perfect replacement for Holly. So much fun. Made my Monday. What a great start to the week.

@LlewelynBowen There's nothing like it. Congrats

Grandfather for the fourth time……..x

Bit odd Helen Skelton didnt record a message for Ellie #countryfile

@thismorning Love Alice rocking the Princess Diana look this morning

@TLRailUK There is someone really disruptive on the train. It is scarey.

Monique, wake up and smell the bullshit #MyMumYourDad

@richardosman Harsh

To a new generation of football fans, firstly, welcome on board, and secondly, it's always like this, get used to a lifetime of exquisite disappointment. #football

Where would you like to go I asked my grandchildren. Madame Tussauds they said. How can I tell them that £150 for 4 of us is just not possible. How can families afford this. It breaks my heart

Bloody flying ant time isnt it