Adrian Briggs

A History of the Devil is now available in Kindle and paperback formats and free to read on Kindle Unlimited. amazon.co.uk/dp/B07BCPQ6LK/… via @AmazonUK

I was going to do a post about free will, but then I changed my mind

I’d love to debate Dunning and Kruger about the effect named after them. Pretty sure I’d win

Blasphemy laws imply that the omnipotent creator of the universe is incapable of defending itself. This clearly makes blasphemy laws blasphemous.

Still dead!

Selling T shirts now is really inappropriate love!

This is not a good Friday!

I was once asked to be a Jehovah’s Witness. I declined, as I hadn’t seen the accident.

Good to see the lads at Supper tonight! Think I’ll make this a weekly thing

Jesus: “Dad, can you explain the Holy Trinity to me?” Yahweh: “Yes, my son. I’m you, and you’re me. And we’re both the Holy Ghost.” Jesus: “Ok… I’ll google it.”

To a non-believer this planet’s major religions look suspiciously like death cults.

Religion walks into a pub. The landlord says, “Why the long farce?”

A snake’s distant ancestor walks into a bar…

Jesus walks into a bar. In Mexico. Happens all the time.

Creationists are primate change deniers.

Metaphysics is like regular physics. Just without the physics.

Historically, it's been hard to be a funny woman - hard to get heard, seen, published or taken seriously. Which is why such a trivial thing as a TV award has made me so furious. Four nominations for best female comedy performance, - and only three of them are for women.

It’s ironic that it took four billion years of evolution to produce a species capable of denying evolution.

Homer Simpson spots an obvious flaw with Pascal’s Wager:

Y-chromosome Adam and Mitochondrial Eve weren’t a fucking couple!

The only part of the Bible that has a ring of truth about it is the bit where Adam comes before Eve.