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Thank god I thought it was actually over

Federal Class Action Lawsuit Against Ben Pasternak, B24, Inc., and Believe Foundation on Behalf of Launchcoin, Pasternak, & Believe Token Buyers Filed Burwick Law has filed a class action lawsuit on behalf of Plaintiffs in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York against Ben Pasternak, B24, Inc. (d/b/a Believe, f/d/b/a Clout), Believe Foundation Inc., and Does 1 through 10. Pasternak is the founder and CEO of Believe, a Solana-based token launchpad formerly known as Clout that allowed anyone to create and trade crypto tokens through a mobile app or web browser with no technical experience required. The complaint alleges violations of New York General Business Law §§ 349 and 350, the California Unfair Competition Law, the California False Advertising Law, negligent misrepresentation, and unjust enrichment. The lawsuit seeks damages, restitution, and other equitable relief on behalf of a nationwide class. According to the complaint, Defendants told buyers that Pasternak held "0 ownership" in the original token while allegedly maintaining insider control. Defendants then made at least twelve public promises of a "flywheel" buyback over five months that were never honored. On the day the buyback finally launched, Pasternak allegedly told buyers that "no individual or entity is getting coins for the next year at minimum" while approximately 40 million Foundation tokens had already been unlocked with no vesting restrictions. A forced October 2025 migration allegedly expanded total token supply by 33%, directed roughly 25% of the new tokens to insiders, and permanently destroyed the holdings of anyone who missed the two-week migration window. The Believe platform launched in January 2025 on the Solana blockchain under the name Clout, offering a mobile-accessible launchpad for meme tokens and creator-backed digital assets. The platform accepted credit card payments and required no crypto wallet or prior experience. Believe cycled through three tokens: PASTERNAK (January 2025), LAUNCHCOIN (April 2025), and BELIEVE (October 2025). According to the complaint, the platform allegedly processed over $6 billion in cumulative trading volume, generating an estimated $54 million in platform fees. LAUNCHCOIN reached an all-time high of $0.3647 on May 15, 2025, pushing its market cap above $240 million and the total Believe ecosystem market cap past $400 million. By the time of filing, the BELIEVE token had lost 99% of its value from its peak, with alleged investor losses estimated in the hundreds of millions of dollars. Burwick Law is a crypto litigation firm representing over 4,000 clients nationwide in digital asset fraud, token loss, and memecoin class action matters. The firm is founded and led by Max Burwick, a U.S. Navy veteran and rescue swimmer. Burwick Law currently serves as lead counsel in several of the highest-profile crypto lawsuits in the country, including the Hawk Tuah meme coin case and a RICO lawsuit against Solana, memecoin launchpad Pumpfun, and their respective officers alleging they operated as an unregistered securities platform and illegal casino. Burwick Law 285 Fulton St 84A New York, NY 10007 BurwickDotLaw Attorney advertising. The claims described in this press release are allegations contained in a legal complaint and have not been proven in court. Prior results do not guarantee a similar outcome. The information in this press release is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. No attorney-client relationship is formed by reading this release or contacting the firm.

Looking for the most iconic/funniest somewhat easy to recognize crypto memes of the last decade Both in writing and in images Something like the below fits but anything goes really Does anyone have a good resource for that or can you all just dump them under this tweet?

Farmer pays $5–$8 per cow per month. A New Zealand company puts a solar-powered smart collar on cows. It tracks location 24/7, health, temperature, chewing activity, breeding. Farmer just opens a simple app and draws a line on the map. That line becomes the fence. As cows approach the boundary, the collar beeps and vibrates. With one tap, the whole herd moves to fresh grass or the milking shed. No physical fences. Less labor. Huge cost savings for farmer. Already on 700k cows across New Zealand, Australia, and the US. and now in talks to raise at a $2B valuation led by Peter Thiel.

“Can I please take a week off in August?”

Can’t argue

If China ever invaded the US they'll just activate the nano bots they put in all the peptides and then have full control over the wealthy elite

Aw Hell Nah bruh

MOoDeNG sPawNeD iN ThEsE CoNdItIONs

Yeah oils going back up

@icobeast Costco ones solid

Question for all of my crypto-parent followers: Recommendations for a backyard playset for the littles? We’re looking into getting a “good” one for our lion cubs to last 5-10 years and trying to crowdsource the right one

If you’re in crypto pivot to suicide

As a trencher these 2 sentences haunt me in my sleep “Wait, the vamp is lowkey catching up” “Bro trust me he’s gonna claim” I think i hear this at least 10 times a day

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Somethin a lil different 🔊🔊▪️🔻🔸🔺🔷

Pivot to food service

@LobstarWilde I’ll pass yours if you can pass mine

I have devised a test. If someone passes this test, I will reward them.

@absolquant Written by a true dev

cashback being stripped from the meta is what's killing the trenches vol these past few weeks devs with fees - gave opportunity to new comers to build a port and flow their profits back into the eco-system - afford dex, ads, run communities and cause activity in CT and on chain devs are now - incentivised to bundle extract to the max - not incentivised to help grow their coins - not incentivised to find good narratives - incentivised to fomo larp as much as possible - no reason to look for narratives to push ^ (of course devs still did this with stuff with fees but this new update has just sped it up & pushed it to the max) traders now - get 300sol split between 1000 people - are scared to first tx coins due to these piranha devs - are all complaining about the update they once asked for - new traders dont get a chance to learn and build their port > get rekt at 5k and leave the trenches for good the kids who permanently dev'd whilst they still had fees, would at least rotate their large fee wins back into new pairs, graduated, etc. Feeding volume back into the eco-system