Antonia Kraskowski

Opticals are my jam so I wrote a piece about the best eyeglasses trend for 2022 for @womanandhome womanandhome.com/fashion/eyegla…

Watching the @DisneyPlusUK Vogue in the 90s documentary series and genuinely puzzled as to the absence of @AShulman2. Why is such a seminal editor just non-existent?

@joannamont @thetimes Shows how often I actually open Twitter 😬 I was on the same subscription package for 13 years! Sunday paper plus digital access.

@adulescent @thetimes Mine’s £26, which is chunky enough. Were you on some kind of introductory offer? £13 sounds like the kind of sub they’d have put you on if you tried to cancel at some point and they retained you with an offer….?

I’ve had a letter through from @thetimes subscriptions department telling me that as of the end of November, they’ll be upping my monthly debit from £13 to £30.33. I’m a big supporter of print, working in the industry, but that jump takes the piss. Consider me unsubscribed 👋🏼

@JoshuaPressLDN You will 100% have a better non-work life in Brighton, I say this as a former resident!

Help. Do i buy in Woking or in Brighton. My office is London Bridge so my journey from Brighton would be 1h vs 24m from Woking, but clearly Brighton has more going on.

@monzo are you feeling okay hun? 3% fee to withdraw cash from an ATM? Seriously, WTF.

Ciao blue tick, it was nice being verified 👋🏼

Chic AND practical for AW23 in a cost of living crisis - hands up if you want a @burberry hot water bottle IMMEDIATELY

@HRWright Thank you! It was all becoming a little too algorithmic for my liking

Really wish Twitter would stop showing me tweets from people who I don’t follow based on those who I do and just SHOW ME TWEETS FROM PEOPLE I FOLLOW

… then you finally get hold of someone and they tell you they have no solution, even though they’ve taken your money. So here we are, trapped by a sodden mattress that we can’t bring inside, unable to get our buggy in or out of the house. Thanks @EalingCouncil 👏🏼

Don’t you just love it when you pay @EalingCouncil to collect your old mattress, drag it outside into the rain on the appointed day that you’ve paid for…. for them not to turn up 🙄

At least Royal Mail’s strikes have a reason for delivering my packages late, Evri is just shit.

Just read that Elon Musk is planning to charge me to keep my blue tick as his solution to Bots. Sure, Jan, that’ll definitely help. Like I needed ANOTHER reason to not bother with Twitter any more 🙄

Super proud of my lifelong pals over at @kimeze_eyewear for getting their amazing sunglasses and eyewear stocked on @NETAPORTER - available to buy now! net-a-porter.com/en-gb/shop/des… (still waiting on my Dambas Clare, just sayin’ 😉)

@LivsFoster Woah woah woah but who DOESN’T need a £190 baguette bag? #eattherichandtheirbaguettes

Everyone: There’s a cost of living crisis on ES Magazine: Have you considered a £117 bracelet for your wine glass, or a £248,000 robot to cook you dinner?

@JoeTwyman @jimwaterson Err, no additional Acton station - all were existing!

@jimwaterson I think we can all agree that what the map needed was another station named Acton.

New tube map just dropped.

@HM_Passport Sam, it’s now been OVER A WEEK since we first called - despite being repeatedly assured that our call back had been escalated, we have heard nothing. We paid for a fast track passport for our child, waited 2 weeks, only for your incompetent staff to misspell his surname. 🙄

@adulescent Hi, our services are currently in high demand, and I am sorry that you have not yet received a call back. Please bear with us; we know you are waiting and a member of the team will be in touch. Sam

Spent a small fortune for a fast track passport that then took 2 weeks. Turned up with a misspelt surname, immediately called @HM_Passport to try and rectify - four days on from being told we would get a call back within 24 hours…

Genuinely surprised that @DailyMailUK haven’t picked up the absolute shambles that is currently @HM_Passport service

When is a fast track passport not a fast track passport? When it’s misspelt by @HM_Passport