Aedon 🦋

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

Jacking off drunk feels like an underwater mario level

Can I come over and Weep Incoherently in Despair and then interact with your Pet Lovingly and then Go Home

u call it substance abuse i call it my chemical romance

Me: Excuse me I just wanna let you know your boots are so hot 😎 Hot lady: Thank you, cutie 😏. What are you, Puerto Rican? 😏😏

is squirt pee or is it love

not like us finna go #1 again

Running late but I’ll be on tonight !

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

Going to call it early: no stream tonight. Just mowed and I wanna spend the night putting all my clothes away. ALL the clothes…

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

Hey critters you know how when we get black out drunk we start doing math problems in chat?

Guy: don’t remember that colorful kids book about a caterpillar? I think it was by a guy named Carl… something… uh…. Me: oh yea! The Caterpillar Manifesto by Karl Marx

Happy birthday to everyone’s mom!!

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

@elunaxc I would have to ask the council (3 girl group chat) to weigh out if this is considered lovebombing

@aedonflux And what if I said bangs and 2 cats

I’m either adopting a cat or giving myself bangs and I think I know what we universally want if you say bangs you’re an opp

short stream hello!<3 mfc.im/aedonflux meep

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

@THEenigmatic_J Is it tho? Because I would rather sell everything and move across the world instead of telling this person I like them lol

@aedonflux Indeed. Yet, the risk is worth the reward. 💜

To open your heart to love is to also prepare it for pain