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@stoolpresidente @drink_phx is this your first time running because what the fuck are you even doing??😭😭😭😭

I DID IT AGAIN! ANOTHER W FOR PORTNOY! EVERYTHING COMING UP PAGEVIEWS! @drink_phx

This reminds me of when Margaret Brennan "fact checked" me at the VP debate. If your position is that a person can claim asylum after traversing eight countries, and they are therefore "legal immigrants" because the president ignores the law and allows them to stay, then you're advocating for an open border. The Biden-Harris administration literally created an app (CBPOne) to digitize the violation of federal immigration law and allow anyone who claimed asylum to stay indefinitely. This is illegitimate, illegal, and the American people rejected it.

🚨HOLY CRAP!!! ANOTHER GOOD-OL'-BOY IN NORTH CAROLINA JUST HAULED AN 18-WHEELER WALMART TRUCK OUT OF THE SNOW IN NORTH CAROLINA... ...BY HIMSELF!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Like many of you, I am sifting through the Epstein files this morning (and last night) as we await this snow storm. One thing to be cautious of, am being told, documents after 2019 are just simply crazy. So be mindful of that. Deeply disturbed by the Prince Andrew images and other communications am reading about. More to come.

Disgusting. Bill Gates is a total degenerate.

@libsoftiktok ”grieving” meanwhile how erika has been moving since sep 10th💀

Drag queen named “Erika Qwerk” is now mocking Erika Kirk grieving after her husband was ass*ssinated Absolutely disgusting

Hitler would kill himself a second time if he saw who were his primary supporters in 2026.

@backendoc prongles

not staying over at this girl crib no more she got prongles and dr perky 💀💀

@doaenel wtf am i reading

My wife came up to me this morning, furious. She pointed towards her pyjamas and told me that while she slept, our cats shit on her stomach. I kept silent. What my wife doesn’t know is that it wasn’t the cats; It was me. After playing League of Legends for 17 hours yesterday, I wanted to prove myself that I was the ultimate grinder by twerking on her while she slept. Little did I know the tacos we ate earlier that day would come back to haunt me.

@stxrinsky why is his toilet wearing a bonnet?😭

aged like milk

@Noxlcs pushing 60 btw

Banks shared a drawing he made at home “Homies will link with rats just to prove they get cheese”

@chi_urbanist and u don’t know if ur gettin gng rped or have the best meal of your life

Chicagoans be like “I know a place” and it’s this

@DramaAlert the concept of bradley martyn being in FaZe in the first place💀

THE END OF FAZE CLAN? Nearly every major core member has left, and now people are mocking everyone leaving.

@Chuu4Lenin and u just know he DL

Annoying ass uncle asking me if they added emojis onto the LGBTQ acronym

@LeadingReport ”suicide attempt”

BREAKING: Epstein files: Epstein after ‘possible su*cide attempt’ in 2019.

@catturd2 ”they’re scared shitless of me” yea im sure bro…😭😭😭

So many people are asking if I am gonna be at AmFest. You’re kidding, right. I never get invited to any of the events. They’re scared shitless of me. Nobody controls me and they have no idea what I’m gonna say next. 😂

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@RogerJStoneJr holy chopped

With the 47th and 37th President of the United States at the White House Christmas Party last night

@ChipKeatingOK getting a 0 in a state that ranks worst in education certainly is something💀

Brittney and I were glad to meet Samantha Fulnecky this weekend, and we’re proud Oklahoma has students like her who refuse to be shut down over their beliefs. Free speech needs to be protected on every campus in Oklahoma.