BREAKING
Apple Maps grants “Landmark” status to The Famous Chicago Rat Hole
This is a transit-oriented landmark, accessible by both the Brown Line and 50 Damen bus
Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID
Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document
my favorite valentine’s day memory is being awoken in a hotel room it st. louis, mo by a couple screaming at each other in the room adjacent to mine. my mom was explaining to me what i should never do in a fight with my SO. it was 4:30am and i was 15.
let me get this straight - so eating cheese off a board is “classy” and “seventeen dollars,” but when i eat it directly from the fridge at 3 am that makes me “a gremlin” ???